Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
My middle name is Jordan. Also

^This?

Cuz I can, I guess? Why, am I making you guys nervous? *5L is a serial killer. 😛*

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
*waits for 5L to ask me what my middle name is* 🙂

And..... you, with the Spiderman mask. What's your middle name?

I dun wanna tell. uhuh

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
I dun wanna tell. uhuh

Doh! 😆 You don't want to be in the wienie club with Shin, do ya?

Haha, HTH really wears a Spiderman mask while he's at the computer? That's funny, he's funny, that's funny!

Originally posted by LLLLLink
That sounds like royalty. Are you a noble? 😛

Prolly, I'm king of the lunch trucks.

Yes, I wear a black Spidey mask that you normally get inside boxes of Koko Crunch cereal.

Originally posted by Scythe

Prolly, I'm king of the lunch trucks.

I still want to try them.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
Yes, I wear a black Spidey mask that you normally get inside boxes of Koko Crunch cereal.

OH SHI-! I WANT ONE!!

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I still want to try them.

They're epic. The most fun you'll have bullshittin' with friends while eating tasty food from the side of a truck.

I think they stopped putting it in them after Spidey 3 passed. Also, my middle name is weird and spanish-like.

Is it, Dilberto?

Food + friends = awesomeday. I'm hungry now.
Ok, time for some peer pressure and name calling:

"Whoever doesn't tell their middle name likes the Jonas Bros."

That's oughta loosen some tongues.

Originally posted by Scythe
Is it, Dilberto?

What's a Jonas Bros.?

I think some friends and I are about to hit the lunch truck in abit, and then go see Toy Story 3.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
What's a Jonas Bros.?

An evil parasite that sucks all the JUSTICE! out of young girls by using his voice to enter through the ears and corrupt the brain.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
What's a Jonas Bros.?

WHAT THE FU-?! I've never seen/heard this sentence.

It is not hard to suck the intelligence out of young girls, as they are easily manipulated. Hence Twilight, Johnny Depp, and pop "music."

However, JUSTICE! cannot be removed.

Johnny Depp is kewl. 🙁

They opened up a girl's clothing store at the mall called Justice.

My internet is unusually fast today.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It is not hard to suck the intelligence out of young girls, as they are easily manipulated. Hence Twilight, Johnny Depp, and pop "music."

However, JUSTICE! cannot be removed.

Well, it's more like JUSTICE! got thrown into a radioactive pool of sh*t and is at the bottom of said pool using its forces to keep the host from going emo. However, the parasite's poison sh*t words keep filling the the girls head, and JUSTICE! gets drowned out.