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Started by General Kaliero3,949 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
So I guess bambi isn't kiddy because a deer was killed either and lion king isn't for children because mufasa died. These are basically g rated films with death and villains in them. Disney covers how the circle of life changes but that doesn't mean because the bad guy kills the good guy that the movies aren't designed for children and up.There are still villains in these films who bring about death but that doesn't mean these games aren't intended for kids and up. GOW aren't intended for children they are mature games with nudity, sexual acts, and gross violence.

If you don't see the different tones within these two games and want to act like they are both mature games that's fine by me. What do you mean the plot? This isn't about which plot is better it's about which audiences these games are designed for. Zelda games aren't designed for mature audiences while gta, gow, di's are. the creators wouldn't recommend them to small children. That's the difference because most of the things you see in these games are far more adult than anything you see in a zelda game. If you ask a creator of zelda they'd recommend their games to small children and up because you won't see anywhere near the gratuitous violence, nudity, sexual overtones, etc. in these games.

Also being well thought out has nothing to do with which audience this game is being directed at. I disagree entirely with zelda games being more well thought out than gow. One series is ten years past it's prime while the gow series keeps setting the bar higher.

Let me ask you a question would you allow a 7 year old to play gow3? Now would you allow the 7 year old to play any zelda game?


Once again, you are missing the point entirely. Just because you wouldn't allow a child to play a game does not make it mature. BMX XXX is a perfect example. Its whole shtick is doing well enough in the game to unlock soft-core porn. Would I let a kid play, no, but the content of the game is merely adult, not mature.

Not for kids =/= mature.

I think what you are having trouble understanding is the exact meaning of mature here. This is maturity in the sense of being responsible, having wisdom from experience, being thoughtful or even sophisticated. The opposite of the immature, boundary-testing, sexually-controlled and impulse-following teen.

Stories like Zelda's demonstrate a great level of maturity with various darker elements that give adults just as much a sense of urgency and thrill as kids get from the "save the princess" goal.

Stories like GoW, with its focus on brutality, revenge, gore and sex, demonstrate a level of immaturity, directly appealing to teenagers still exploring their libido and reveling in the violence because they'd never be allowed if their parents knew what they were doing. It ties into the rebelliousness and desire to be seen as an adult that is the core of teenagers going through puberty.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So I guess bambi isn't kiddy because a deer was killed either and lion king isn't for children because mufasa died. These are basically g rated films with death and villains in them. Disney covers how the circle of life changes but that doesn't mean because the bad guy kills the good guy that the movies aren't designed for children and up.There are still villains in these films who bring about death but that doesn't mean these games aren't intended for kids and up. GOW aren't intended for children they are mature games with nudity, sexual acts, and gross violence.

If you don't see the different tones within these two games and want to act like they are both mature games that's fine by me. What do you mean the plot? This isn't about which plot is better it's about which audiences these games are designed for. Zelda games aren't designed for mature audiences while gta, gow, di's are. the creators wouldn't recommend them to small children. That's the difference because most of the things you see in these games are far more adult than anything you see in a zelda game. If you ask a creator of zelda they'd recommend their games to small children and up because you won't see anywhere near the gratuitous violence, nudity, sexual overtones, etc. in these games.

Also being well thought out has nothing to do with which audience this game is being directed at. I disagree entirely with zelda games being more well thought out than gow. One series is ten years past it's prime while the gow series keeps setting the bar higher.

Let me ask you a question would you allow a 7 year old to play gow3? Now would you allow the 7 year old to play any zelda game?

...wow. The point flew so far over your head that air traffic control is concerned.

Yes, Zelda is designed for older audiences. It's also designed for younger audiences at the same time.

GoW is setting absolutely no bar other than "how much gratuitous violence can be crammed into a game".

So, let's try this again. The ONLY time "Mature" means "Violence, gore, and sex" is on an ESRB label.

GK pretty much covered the rest, so I suggest you invest in a dictionary.

Originally posted by quanchi112
lion king isn't for children because mufasa died.

Hai.

Lion King contains blatant Nazism.

It's hardly for chiljun. ๐Ÿ˜‰

What's all this fail here?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Hai.

Lion King contains blatant Nazism.

It's hardly for chiljun. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Only one instance of Nazism, and Scar can pull it off coz he's a badass. uhuh

Absolutely nothing for Kessler vs Dante? ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Absolutely nothing for Kessler vs Dante? ๐Ÿ˜†
Them people no nothing about my boi Kessler,

I know about one thing important: I will be right against the stage for Iron Maiden tomorrow. ๐Ÿ˜„

Have fun being squashed by drunken idiots who are trying to push you off the barrier and unable to breathe the entire concert!

Originally posted by Peach
Have fun being squashed by drunken idiots who are trying to push you off the barrier and unable to breathe the entire concert!

You forget that Shin is one of those drunken idiots.

So, rather like the moron that my best friend punched in the throat after he kicked her in the ankle trying to shove us off the barrier at a concert once.

Isn't my first time at the barrier. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I can handle myself just fine. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Isn't my first time at the barrier. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I can handle myself just fine. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Bring a step ladder.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Bring a step ladder.
Nah, that's the whole reason it's so important for me to be upfront: No one to try to see over.

Bored. Anybody want to fight me in powkeymanz?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Bored. Anybody want to fight me in powkeymanz?
Can't, too busy excreting semen all over everything. Up front for Iron Maiden? Hell yes. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Can't, too busy excreting semen all over everything. Up front for Iron Maiden? Hell yes. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ˜„ Haw. I'm not even going to ask.

Well, as soon as I see GK, I'll ask him to battle me.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
My figures from Peach came!

I see that you bought War for Cybertron. How fun is the game?

Up front against barriers in an Iron Maiden concert? Wouldn't mind it... if someone paid me 10.000$.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Up front against barriers in an Iron Maiden concert? Wouldn't mind it... if someone paid me 10.000$.

$10? Psh...