Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
He asked for no high ends though. Unless you can only warp it on a very small scale that's pretty high end.

Also, Scream, that is Matter Manipulation, not necessarily reality warping, though the line is thin in some areas.

Originally posted by NemeBro
**** what he asked for.

Also, Scream, that is Matter Manipulation, not necessarily reality warping, though the line is thin in some areas.

You want it, you got it.

*uses the powers of love and friendship learned from years of Pokemon, Yugioh, and Disney to turn you into this*

Now everyone, what do you wish for from GenieNemeBro? He is now a slave to your whims.

Shweet. NemeBro becomes a reality-warping genie, while I reign free with Reality-Warping powah!

Also, I use my reality-warping powah to get around your 'no-high-end' rule super13

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You want it, you got it.

*uses the powers of love and friendship learned from years of Pokemon, Yugioh, and Disney to turn you into this*

Now everyone, what do you wish for from GenieNemeBro? He is now a slave to your whims.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Shweet. NemeBro becomes a reality-warping genie, while I reign free with Reality-Warping powah!

Also, I use my reality-warping powah to get around your 'no-high-end' rule super13

You power is blowing shit up. 😐

And I've protected that rule with the power of friendship, making it untouchable to any reality warping. 🙂

Originally posted by NemeBro
If I'm a genie, I'm going to get all literal up on your asses nucka. 😐

Be my guest, I don't plan to wish for anything. But I do have you're lamp so I guess I need to give it to someone. Who do you wish to serve first?

He's a slave. Slaves don't get choices.

He serves ScreamPaste first. Because Scream would be the biggest pain in the ass for him.

True enough I suppose. Very well. He'll go to ScreamPaste, and then be passed among the LLLC after he gives 3 wishes to each person that holds it.

I'll hack your email accounts and fill it with German scheisse pron.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You power is blowing shit up. 😐

And I've protected that rule with the power of friendship, making it untouchable to any reality warping. 🙂

Nuh uh. Firstly, it's making people defecate explosive shit at my will, and secondly, I wasn't being serious. estahuh

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Building upon Scream's power, I'd get the power to make others defecate explosive poop, at my will. ermmha

Srsly though, if I could have one super-power, I'd want it to be uber Reality-Warping. GALAXYSPINNING!11!

Also, Reality Warping > Friendship in this case. You're not a part of the Ash/Pikachu or the Yugi/Tea/Joey/Tristan combo. uhuh

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Nuh uh. Firstly, it's making people defecate explosive shit at my will, and secondly, I wasn't being serious. estahuh

Also, Reality Warping > Friendship in this case. You're not a part of the Ash/Pikachu or the Yugi/Tea/Joey/Tristan combo. uhuh

Nah, that's your power.

I am not. But I gathered the love and friendship from a different place and learned to master it from those shows.

Friendship>

Aura, who are you kidding? You have no friends.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Aura, who are you kidding? You have no friends.

Well I didn't get it from any of my friends. But because I can and Scream isn't here yet, I wish for friends.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Well I didn't get it from any of my friends. But because I can and Scream isn't here yet, I wish for friends.

Wish granted.

Originally posted by NemeBro

Wish granted.

Yay! I have friends. As thanks for this wonderful gift

YouTube video

Teh powa of frindship!!!!

Originally posted by NemeBro
If I'm a genie, I'm going to get all literal up on your asses nucka. 😐

Bull, that was totally Power of Love. Didn't you hear them?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I wish I owned a million dollars, had no debts, or unpaid taxes or loans, the dollars were in Canadian currency, and the economy was booming.

*Takes the million dollors from the nearest bank to your home, and gives it to you*

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kay.

*Takes the million dollors from the nearest bank to your home, and gives it to you*