Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by XMr. WinterX3,949 pages

wtf?

Originally posted by Cyner
your pic is broken nyucca

It's not for me, but here you go again.

This thread needs to get laid.

agree with you there Ridley

Not all at once, though.

Booty I never found interesting. What's so fascinating about those waste disposals that turns people into something so perverse?

I'm constipated to hell right now.

God damn lactose intolerance.

You'll change in time NemeSis. Once you turn 18 or have your first sexeses. Whichever comes first.

False alarm on the constipation.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
You'll change in time NemeSis. Once you turn 18 or have your first sexeses. Whichever comes first.

I'm gonna be 18 next year you CosmicC[censored] and no, once an arse always an arse, it's nothing but a part of the body that pushes out what you ate and I'm surprised that even though people have knowledge of this, they still go for it like it's their hobby.

😐

I take one look in this thread and I have sinned.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I'm gonna be 18 next year you CosmicC[censored] and no, once an arse always an arse, it's nothing but a part of the body that pushes out what you ate and I'm surprised that even though people have knowledge of this, they still go for it like it's their hobby.

People like what they like. Its not like they'll poop on you during. I mean, if you're into that kinda stuff and she's cool with it, then more power to you. But thoughts like that turn something as natural as sex into something...well shitty. Try not to think too much about things.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I'm gonna be 18 next year you CosmicC[censored] and no, once an arse always an arse, it's nothing but a part of the body that pushes out what you ate and I'm surprised that even though people have knowledge of this, they still go for it like it's their hobby.

Nah. But maybe I'm giving you too much credit assuming you'll become a man.

I mean who hates ass but children anyway?

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
People like what they like. Its not like they'll poop on you during. I mean, if you're into that kinda stuff and she's cool with it, then more power to you. But thoughts like that turn something as natural as sex into something...well shitty. Try not to think too much about things.

If I haven't been thinking about this and messed around with something that probably hasn't been properly wiped, I would be carrying a disease.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Nah. But maybe I'm giving you too much credit assuming you'll become a man.

I mean who hates ass but children anyway?

Wait, what?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
If I haven't been thinking about this and messed around with something that probably hasn't been properly wiped, I would be carrying a disease.

Wait, what?

Godamnit NemeSis.

1. 90% of ass-men aren't after her ass-hole.
2. Have you never observed the wonderful and enthralling curves of the female form?
3. ...Just go away, you make my head hurt, and I'm worried the stupid is contagious.

Nemesis, you bring us all together like a loving family.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Godamnit NemeSis.

1. 90% of ass-men aren't after her ass-hole.
2. Have you never observed the wonderful and enthralling curves of the female form?
3. ...Just go away, you make my head hurt, and I'm worried the stupid is contagious.

Back at you $#!+Paste.

1. Still, I never had the thought to mess around there. I fail to see what's so fun around that area.
2. I've admired the legs, but never to what's attached to them at the near top.
3. Then maybe Canada should be quarantined.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
People like what they like. Its not like they'll poop on you during. I mean, if you're into that kinda stuff and she's cool with it, then more power to you. But thoughts like that turn something as natural as sex into something...well shitty. Try not to think too much about things.

Who says we are talking about anal? You don't admire the mere look of a shapely butt?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Who says we are talking about anal? You don't admire the mere look of a shapely butt?

I can admire the cute-looking mini-skirts around there but that's it.

^See? Looks like you're making progress.