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If you say so...

If you say so...

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
If you say so...

I'm not surprised.

There you go. I've proved my point.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
There you go. I've proved my point.

ermm Have you considered going to the local asylum?

I've been there.

I guessing you're a VIP.

Congratulations.

I used to live in an aslyum, but I hopped in a medicine cart with an axe I stole from the gardener and rode out lobbing off heads til I escaped.

Damn, I was looking all over for you!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I used to live in an aslyum, but I hopped in a medicine cart with an axe I stole from the gardener and rode out lobbing off heads til I escaped.

😐 That explains everything.

Did you include that in your autobiography?

I did.

'Aslyum Tales'

Asylum Tales?

Ironically, I read that story a couple of weeks ago.

I have to say that your "actions" in the bathroom left me very confused and disgusted. Why did you drop the soap in the public shower just to feel the "man power" from the other guys?

Did you do it on purpose?

No, not that Asylum Tales you idiot.

The one where I mutilate everyone for justification.

Never heard of it.

Too bad.

It's probably the "kid-friendly" version.

Good.

It must have had a lot of pedophile-like content in it.

Is that what you used to get kids to read your biography?

Hmmm. If I said yes, would you laugh and continue to try to act big?

And if I said no, would you say I'm lying?

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