Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Originally posted by Phanteros
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Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Wow, Red Dead Redemption is really ****ing bad.

lol at saying video game of the year is ****ing bad. awesome

Lol. It'd have to be fun to be anyone with even the slightest scrap of intelligence's game of the year.

Is it just me or have the last... hundred or so verse threads been really suck ass?

They pretty much have been.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Did not shed a single tear. I just found it stupid and hurtful.

Same here, at the most.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I know they killed Chewie, but didn't he die in like a big explosion? Here it was awful. Just awful.

He originally died on Sernpidal protecting Han's son or something, going out in a blaze of glory I guess you could say, whereas in TFU 2, his life and Solo's were ended senselessly.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Is it just me or have the last... hundred or so verse threads been really suck ass?

Whether it's the recently bumped threads or pretty much all of Snafu's, I tend to agree.

Alan Wake is really ****ing boring.

"but deerrrp the story and writing is good!"

No. Not good enough.

Never played Alan Wake. Might try it out one day.

Would anyone with actual taste here care to tell me how it is?

Spoiler:
Love you Blax. <3

Everyone here has bad tastes according to you. uhuh

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice

It's already put like 20 minutes of cattle herding in the game. Do you even realize how stupid that is?

I guess that never happend in the old west.......... 🙄

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Wow, Red Dead Redemption is really ****ing bad.

If Red Dead Redemption is bad, then Super Mario Galaxy 2 sucks @$$. I'm sure we don't want that now do we?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Is it just me or have the last... hundred or so verse threads been really suck ass?

You've noticed that now?

i've noticed it a couple of months back and also the same type of threads featuring

Sephiroth
Kratos
Characters from fighting games
Characters from Final Fantasy games (besides Sephiroth)

Originally posted by NemeBro
Never played Alan Wake. Might try it out one day.

Would anyone with actual taste here care to tell me how it is?

Spoiler:
Love you Blax. <3

If you like horror games, Alan Wake is great both as an honest homage and an affectionate parody. The episodic feels is done flawlessly and really helps to draw you into the story, especially when things start moving in time loops and the game blurs the line between real and fiction. Play it only at night, of course. There are some quality jump scares and subtle horror at the same time.

Originally posted by Kazenji
I guess that never happend in the old west.......... 🙄

That doesn't mean they had to make you do twenty minutes of it, or any of it. It also doesn't make it any better.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
If Red Dead Redemption is bad, then Super Mario Galaxy 2 sucks @$$. I'm sure we don't want that now do we?

1. Lol, an ultimatum. Like you have control over the opinions on SMG2.

2. Your opinion sucks.

3. I haven't even played SMG2.

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Originally posted by General Kaliero
If you like horror games, Alan Wake is great both as an honest homage and an affectionate parody. The episodic feels is done flawlessly and really helps to draw you into the story, especially when things start moving in time loops and the game blurs the line between real and fiction. Play it only at night, of course. There are some quality jump scares and subtle horror at the same time.
Notice how he says nothing about the actual gameplay. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Phanteros
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That looks better than any nintendo game that's come out in the last ten years.

The gameplay is third-person shooter, a lot like Resident Evil 4. The levels are well-designed with multiple paths and different solutions to most of the puzzles, and the sound design does a good job of maintaining tension. Enemies are smart and attack in groups, ammo and battery pickups are strictly scripted and tend to keep you on the verge of running out, if not running out completely.

Basically, if you want a horror shooter with great mechanics and a well-told story (namely, if you aren't Blax), Alan Wake is a great game.

Oh, and also, if you want to kill 99% of the enemies in the exact same way, with no deviation, than Alan Wake is also the game for you.

In other news, doesn't the lead singer of Limp Bizkit look like a complete douche? 😂

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Worst Narrator ever.