Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I thought that was the style for jeans now. That or with holes in them.

/Rages at people.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Manufactured pants with holes in them are some of the most illogical and asinine things ever. =| I Wear pants with holes in them, but they're old, I'm broke, and yeah. They're not good at keeping me warm. Wear pants that look as stupid as you want, but mother****ers don't intentionally put holes in them.

/Rages at people.

And I thought that faded jeans were bad enough.

The best teachers are always history teachers.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
The best teachers are always history teachers.

Depends on the student. But I personally am inclined to agree. I loved my history teachers, with an exception or two. Especially those awesome reenactment games.

Mine have always been hilarious. Well, except for one. But she was kind of crazy.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
The best teachers are always history teachers.

My history teacher called eveyone (except me) a b@$+@rd and gave a nearly half hour speech on how much she disliked everybody and looked like she was ready to kill (thank goodness she didn't). I sure had some good times in junior high.

See? That's hilarious.

My current History Professor curses to himself whenever he has to use any form of technology.

While we're mentioning stuff at school, I'd like to bring up an interesting moment I had in gym class: This guy kept throwing insults and adding "no homo" at the end of each of them just for the heck of it and when he said "I'm gonna rock you" during a fight, I said "weren't you supposed to say 'no homo' after that?" A lot of students were laughing while this guy is standing there looking like an idiot. Tee hee 😄

Well no, he was not supposed to say "no homo." He was supposed to say "like a hurricane."

My English teacher told us stories about teh guys he'd beaten up. Apparantly there was once a guy who wouldn't stop fighting back when he was down so he punched him into unconsciousness, only to discover that it was a little old lady trying to pull him off the whle time.

I dunno what happened to that teacher. I don't think he lasted long.

Well no, he was not supposed to say "no homo." He was supposed to say "like a hurricane."

I see what you did there.

My history teacher gave me an F-

Literally, an F minus. How is that even possible?

So... **** you guys, and **** her too. 😐

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
My history teacher gave me an F-

Literally, an F [b]minus. How is that even possible?

So... **** you guys, and **** her too. 😐 [/B]

YouTube video

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
My history teacher gave me an F-

Literally, an F [b]minus. How is that even possible?

So... **** you guys, and **** her too. 😐 [/B]

We keep telling you, the Japanese did not conjure Godzilla to attack Pearl Harbor, they used planes.

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2011/01/28/man-caught-having-sex-with-show-hogs-gave-four-of-them-vaginal-infections/

BESTIALITY TO THE MAX!!!!

Dunno what's more disturbing. The fact that he had sex with pigs in the first place, or the fact that he gave them infections. 😐

Originally posted by Phanteros
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2011/01/28/man-caught-having-sex-with-show-hogs-gave-four-of-them-vaginal-infections/

BESTIALITY TO THE MAX!!!!

Unless it's a human female with cat/dog ears, not interested.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Dunno what's more disturbing. The fact that he had sex with pigs in the first place, or the fact that he gave them infections. 😐

I am glad I did not click and btw, thanks for the imagery. Now I need to go vomit.

He sure porked them hams.

Originally posted by Phanteros
He sure porked them hams.

Make sure you remember where the bacon you eat for breakfast comes from.

Well, bacon is really good.