Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Alrighty....

When I was in Kindergarten, I had a crush on these two cute twin girls. One sit next to me on the bus ride home and kissed me on the cheek before I got off. Next day I tried to kiss her, thinking she liked me, but oh noes, misread signals at the age of 5. Fml. And then I was hit by a truck, wrecking what would have developed into a strong athletic type body, and leaving me to be an emotional cynical brat who hated everything at age 8 and has always had anger issues. No girl has ever wanted something like that.

/emo.

House is crippled, and everyone seems to be in love with him. Then again, he's a fictional jerkass genius. Sometimes problem solving and determination are more attractive than a perfectly functioning body.

My last post was placed in the perfect situation to make me sound like a complete and total jackass. Right under Aura's. It's almost brilliant, really.

Couldnt tell boys from girls at age 5 .__.

I fixed someone like you up with a girl a few weeks ago >: So dont give up faith that you can get someone, many girls are happy with guys who are worse and you have what looks like a nice side = golden.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
This is gonna sound awfully ghey, but I get where you come from with this. Eh, big shoulders and such, pull it together and give chase to one you like, anyway.

House is crippled, and everyone seems to be in love with him. Then again, he's a fictional jerkass genius. Sometimes problem solving and determination are more attractive than a perfectly functioning body.

Yeah....real life doesn't work like on House. 😛

Besides, all the girls I live around are only looking for a good ****ing so it's not like I have any chance. That and a fragile emotional state makes it pretty hard for me to get close to people. Prom night almost killed me.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
My last post was placed in the perfect situation to make me sound like a complete and total jackass. Right under Aura's. It's almost brilliant, really.

You specified so it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Yeah....real life doesn't work like on House. 😛

Besides, all the girls I live around are only looking for a good ****ing so it's not like I have any chance. That and a fragile emotional state makes it pretty hard for me to get close to people. Prom night almost killed me.

You specified so it doesn't matter.

Hm, what's damaged? You said you do martial arts or something, so you should have a functioning body, you don't need to be a circus performer to take a girl around the world, sir. 😛

The fragility I don't know what to say anything about, though. Sorry to hear about the truck and things, though. But hey, it might make a good story to tell if you try to make it less soulcrushingly sad?

I recommend making it sound as badass as it is. You got hit with more than a thousand pounds moving faster than most animals can run. Gloat or something.

And, he can still do martial arts. Determinator status.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm aware, but it can't all be so bad. Just highlighting that there are people, many of them fans of said show, who seem to be able to find a limping, grey haired, miser attractive.

Hm, what's damaged? You said you do martial arts or something, so you should have a functioning body, you don't need to be a circus performer to take a girl around the world, sir. 😛

The fragility I don't know what to say anything about, though. Sorry to hear about the truck and things, though. But hey, it might make a good story to tell if you try to make it less soulcrushingly sad?

It's his intellect.

My body is perfectly functional, save the occasional moments where my leg hurts. My mind, in essence, is not. Mental scarring sucks.

lol dude, I didn't even say all the stuff that would make you sad. Want me to actually say the rest of it? haermm

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I recommend making it sound as badass as it is. You got hit with more than a thousand pounds moving faster than most animals can run. Gloat or something.

I was knocked some 40 feet up in the air and crash landed on my mail box. Or that's how I always imagined it, right now I'm considering the possibility that I was just sent flying into my mail box. Meh.

...Aura's starting to look like a BAMF right about now >->

Took a truck yet can still kick most people ass.

Originally posted by BloodRain
...Aura's starting to look like a BAMF right about now >->

Took a truck yet can skill kick most people ass.

haermm

What indicates this?

I think it's the jokes.

And hey, being hit by a truck as a kid is pretty sad. >=(

If it's something in your head, make an attempt at change, is all you can do. Success isn't guaranteed, but no one /wants/ to be sad and lonely. 😛

^Seeing as barely anyone does martial arts any of them would get their ass kicked by the guy that does and who took a speeding truck as a kid 131 I give you credit for not giving up good sir.

It's been almost 11 years, of course I can joke about it.

And no, I don't want to be sad and lonely. But it's all I know so I'm used to it.

Scream, should I PM the full story and make you feel really sad? 😮

Edit: Been a while since I took martial arts. I was doing it with my dad who got injured. I wasn't going to keep doing it without him.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
It's been almost 11 years, of course I can joke about it.

And no, I don't want to be sad and lonely. But it's all I know so I'm used to it.

Scream, should I PM the full story and make you feel really sad? 😮

Edit: Been a while since I took martial arts. I was doing it with my dad who got injured. I wasn't going to keep doing it without him.

Seeing as barely anyone does martial arts any of them would get their ass kicked by the guy that does

...Ew, I sound like an internet toughguy. :c *drinks bleach*

lol you guys are much more polite about this than people in real life. I had one friend tell me that I was going to grow up, get a beautiful wife, have a precious son, and that I was going to absolutely make sure he looked both ways before crossing the street.

Was an awesome troll.

I getting interesting in your backstory now.

Well depending on how much they've trained, if its a decent amount a guy that doesnt have any skill in the area wouldnt fair so well. Then again I do know a blackbelt thats just lame a fighting :/

Well depending on how much they've trained, if its a decent amount a guy that doesnt have any skill in the area wouldnt fair so well.

Trained v.s. experienced my money is on experienced.

Fair enough, its the trained+experienced ones you have to carry a cloth of chloroform in your pocket for.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Fair enough, its the trained+experienced ones you have to carry a cloth of chloroform in your pocket for.

But even then, my money's still on the mountain lion in the bushes. haermm

Originally posted by BloodRain
I getting interesting in your backstory now.

Well I can PM you the full story if you want. Nothing special. 😮

And the fundamental problems with assuming someone who is trained in martial arts is some deadly force of nature is:

1. Kata's are what are mainly learned and what you grow in rank with.

2. Martial artists have to work out. Knowing self defense moves don't help if you're physically shit.

Then again, I'm only going by what I know. Someone else could have taken a different martial arts class and done things completely differently.