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Started by Nephthys3,949 pages
Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by NemeBro
It's probably a shitty book.

You're a shitty book!

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Go see Dr. Tenma then.

No! That psycho killed a bunch of people for a promotion! What a jerk!

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Call someone to shoot him between the eyes.
You have no one's number because no one likes you, and even if you did, you don't have a phone because no one likes you enough to sell you one, salesmen avoiding you at all costs.

TheAuraAngel Hegemon
Originally posted by NemeBro
You have no one's number because no one likes you, and even if you did, you don't have a phone because no one likes you enough to sell you one, salesmen avoiding you at all costs.

How am I reading Monster then? 😮

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Magic, duh.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
How am I reading Monster then? 😮
Brail.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't the leprosy make that hard?

NemeBro Senior Member

I didn't say it wasn't.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

So there's a Dragon in the Magic Crafter's world Blowhard named Altair.

And he's one of the funniest dragons in the game.

TheAuraAngel Hegemon

If people avoid me, how would I learn brail? 😮

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
If people avoid me, how would I learn brail? 😮
A mute had it taught to you by a robot that killed itself shortly after due to the experience so he could tell you how much he hates you.

TheAuraAngel Hegemon

Why not just have the robot say it to me?

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

YOu're also deaf.

BTW, if you're blind, how are you reading this?

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Why not just have the robot say it to me?
It had to be in the mute's own brail-writing, or it would not matter. Directly to you.

TheAuraAngel Hegemon

Originally posted by Nephthys
YOu're also deaf.

BTW, if you're blind, how are you reading this?

Brail apparently.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It had to be in the mute's own brail-writing, or it would not matter. Directly to you.

How did I get this computer?

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
How did I get this computer?
Your own emo subconscious grew so lame and emo it bended reality to satiate your desire for human contact, creating a computer that forces people to socialise with you.

TheAuraAngel Hegemon

Wouldn't my subconscious not want me to be a blind/mute/deaf(?) leper as well as wanting me to have human contact?

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Wouldn't my subconscious not want me to be a blind/mute/deaf(?) leper as well as wanting me to have human contact?
Well yes, but your subconscious also subconsciously hates you as well, so while it was obligated to bring you some small measure of suicide-prevention if only so it too could survive (Though sometimes it wonders if death would have been preferable), it could not bring itself to make what it despised truly happy.

RE: Blaxican #gottem

You retards. crylaugh

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

The book was Hitchhikers by the way.

TheAuraAngel Hegemon
Originally posted by NemeBro
Well yes, but your subconscious also subconsciously hates you as well, so while it was obligated to bring you some small measure of suicide-prevention if only so it too could survive (Though sometimes it wonders if death would have been preferable), it could not bring itself to make what it despised truly happy.

But if it hates me so much, why not just change me into something I subconsciously love? Like, a cartoon or something.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
You retards. crylaugh

=D