Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by The Scenario3,949 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, we are civilized but at our core we're still primitive beasts. You fear this.

You seem to be implying that this is a bad thing. It's really not.


I grasp the source material you don't.

Oh, dear, you're trying to twist this simple discussion back to Legend of Zelda for some reason. Is it because you don't want to continue with your fears? There's no thing wrong with them.

A long, long time ago... A young girl regained consciousness in a small, dark space, thick with the stench of blood. She couldn’t move her arms, her legs, or even her mouth. The only thing she could do was stare into the darkness with wide open eyes.

The last light the girl had seen was the fire that burned with people as its fuel. Its awful glow had illuminated the hand crawling all over her... After that, she had felt something cold pierce her body many, many times. And then...blackness. That was all she could remember. “What am I...?”

Suddenly the girl was freed from the darkness. The starry sky opened before her dazzled view, its faint light too bright. Desperately, she moved her eyes, searching to see herself, but the familiar lines of her body were gone; in their place, a ruined mass of blood and quivering flesh.

The girl let out a voiceless scream. As she did so, a black shadow obscured the stars. A monster with long fangs was kneeling over her, lowering its gruesome maw towards her face. In a moment of white agony, her ruined flesh contorted into a sword and lunged at the monster’s head, stabbing it between the eyes.

Really lamely written. Less metaphors please.

Reminds me yesterdays morning. Strange how you knew of it.

Finally saw First Class, which I just got back from. It was actually all right. Singer prolly put a lot more work into this one than he did his previous films.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Really lamely written. Less metaphors please.

I didn't write it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
So I'm playing Mrrowind and suddenly this git attacks me in full Ebony armor because I wouldn't give him 10,000 gold. WTF? Hardest fight in the damn game. Where the hell did he come from?
Hahaha Gaenor. Yeah, Gaenor is a beast, because he has 700 luck or so, which means hitting him is lul.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
So NemeBro, where's the best place to read more into the Elder Scrolls lore?
Uesp.net as Phanteros said is probably the best place.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I didn't write it.
Me neither.

Shut your ****ing mouth Baxyou bpiss me off sometimes

I love it when you talk dirty you gutterslut!

Reported for insulting my dignity as a woman.

You're not a woman. A woman is classy and has self-respect. You're just a skank. An object. A low-level NPC that I can use to grind my Exp up when I'm not busy going going P2P with someone's Mom.

I like it when you take it up the ass from Ron Jeremy.

Mmm Mario.

I don't take it up the ass from anyone except Quan.

You want me to **** you in the ****ing **** you ****er?

Is it free?

Never.

Originally posted by Nephthys
A long, long time ago... A young girl regained consciousness in a small, dark space, thick with the stench of blood. She couldn’t move her arms, her legs, or even her mouth. The only thing she could do was stare into the darkness with wide open eyes.

The last light the girl had seen was the fire that burned with people as its fuel. Its awful glow had illuminated the hand crawling all over her... After that, she had felt something cold pierce her body many, many times. And then...blackness. That was all she could remember. “What am I...?”

Suddenly the girl was freed from the darkness. The starry sky opened before her dazzled view, its faint light too bright. Desperately, she moved her eyes, searching to see herself, but the familiar lines of her body were gone; in their place, a ruined mass of blood and quivering flesh.

The girl let out a voiceless scream. As she did so, a black shadow obscured the stars. A monster with long fangs was kneeling over her, lowering its gruesome maw towards her face. In a moment of white agony, her ruined flesh contorted into a sword and lunged at the monster’s head, stabbing it between the eyes.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Reminds me yesterdays morning. Strange how you knew of it.

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Write your name in ninja:
A=ka B=zu C=mi D=te E=ku F=lu G=ji H=r I=ki J=zu K=me L=ta M=rin N=to O=mo P=no Q=ke R=shi S=ari T=chi U=do V=ru W=me X=na Y=fu Z=zi

Arikarinarimoto?

Kadoshika?

I like the second one better.

RinmomoMimome Molu ZUDOARICHIKIMIKU!!

I'll stick with American speak. Though Ninjas are awesome.