Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Demonic Phoenix3,949 pages
Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
It was a joke. There is a boob story but I'll never tell. Bwahahahahaha.

Do tell. You know you want to.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Do tell. You know you want to.

Really isn't very interesting. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by NemeBro
If Nephthys ever posts a picture and is not a cute girl, there will be severe consequences.

Get used to disappointment. :33

Well that was creepy.

I am that, sometimes.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Get used to disappointment. :33
Not as disappointing as finding out you chose Peach over me.

You're all stupid.

but.. but.. if they're all stupid.. that would make... that would make.. me a... a... ...shark?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You're all stupid.
Says the boy who believes Brave and the Bold is better than TAS.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Says the boy who believes Brave and the Bold is better than TAS.

You appear to be suffering under the delusion that the statement of my belief in a fact is somehow a negative quality.

Originally posted by Matthias Fenris
but.. but.. if they're all stupid.. that would make... that would make.. me a... a... ...shark?

You must embrace your heritage. Quick, bite those useless arms and legs off! They'll do you no good under the waves! Sharks got no use for legs bro!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You appear to be suffering under the delusion that the statement of my belief in a fact is somehow a negative quality.
You believing that piece of shit is better is a negative quality.

You have a lot of them.

I would say more than anyone else here.

More than me?

Yay. ^^

Originally posted by NemeBro
You believing that piece of shit is better is a negative quality.

You have a lot of them.

I would say more than anyone else here.

Now you've gone and gotten yourself all confused. I'm not the one that likes TAS, I'm the one that likes BATB more. I don't have the negative quality.

Quiet you.

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Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Really isn't very interesting. ๐Ÿ˜›

Meh, I suppose you'd be right. I'd rather look at boobies than hear about them. ๐Ÿ˜›

Be right back.

Originally posted by Nephthys

she looks soft haermm

An almost boob story: Two friends wanted to get me a surprise birthday gift so they took me into London and to some apartment door where some lingerie wearing Asian woman let's us in. It was then they told me they're paying for a nude whole body massage with 'all the trimmings'. Wasn't sure what they meant by that, especially knowing that I'm trying to get a certain girl, but didn't get time to think about it as the two women were yelling at us in Chinese and locked themselves in the bathroom. Said to get out and the cops are on their way thorinn
Friend1 was trying to calm them down while I was arguing with one (she swore I caller her a whore) with Friend2 having already bolted out of the room, out the apartment and still running to the end of the street.. not the best teamwork. Swiftly exited the building, I still found it fun ^^

I have a boob story:

I touched my mothers breast.

It bled on me.

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(courtesy of Frank Miller)

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