Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by Nephthys
You two are the most likely to do something drunk,

I don't drink.

crazy,

Perhaps, depends on your definition of the term.

perverse

I'm a virgin.

or stupid enough to get into a newspaper.

Last time I did something stupid and got in trouble with the law was when I got a ticket for jaywalking when I was 17. Before that I did have a battery charge when I was 14, but that was long ago. mmm

How do you people think I act IRL, lol?

Have you ever read that fan fic where Brock gets his Onyx to rape Ash? Kind of similar I guess. I never really thought about it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Have you ever read that fan fic where Brock gets his Onyx to rape Ash?

How the **** does that even work? haermm

Not very well for Ash.

But if you were seriously wondering, with the tail iirc.

Edit: Whoops, nope. Turns out it gets a rockerection. Huh.

It's called an erocktion.

Ok so the place I read the fic does commentary, and for that one most of its:

Looks like Ash is going to get a lesson...

/puts on sunglasses

...from the school of rock.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Sounds like Ash is caught in-between...

/puts on sunglasses

...a rock and a hard place.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I think Onix...

/puts on sunglasses

...is really getting his rocks off.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (I'm done, I swear)

Fan Fiction Fridays really are the best. haermm

Booh! >.<

Onyx used HARDEN!

Edit: Maybe I'm the one liable to get into the newspaper for doing something perverse. mmm

I'm sad no one picked me for anything. 🙁

Don't worry, I'd trust you to make me a sandwich. 🙂

Though seriously thats the most disturbing fan fic I've ever read.

...pm the link :I

Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't drink.

Perhaps, depends on your definition of the term.

I'm a virgin.

Last time I did something stupid and got in trouble with the law was when I got a ticket for jaywalking when I was 17. Before that I did have a battery charge when I was 14, but that was long ago. mmm

How do you people think I act IRL, lol?

Would have never thought that NemeBro of all people would make me look like a scoundrel.

Ohsnap, you guys have criminal records?

I don't. Superhero and all.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Though seriously thats the most disturbing fan fic I've ever read.

The fact that they got caught proves how lame they are. If you're going to break the law, do it proudly. Don't get caught.

Took this picture inside my boss' office. He got it installed on the right hand side of his office a week ago. Pretty ****ing cool. I wish I was rich.

That's pretty ****ing bawss. mmm

Kinda creepy. Probably gonna end up scaring the shit out of the late-working janitor or the night guard one day.

I am the night guard.

YouTube video

Deal with it, haters.