Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Got a Galaxy 2 that now lags and has a tiny, dead bug under the screen 👆

Originally posted by Peach
I got the Google nexus tablet on Friday and honestly, it's great. So glad I bought it.

Nice.

I laughed harder at this then I was expecting to.

haermm

ASMR is awesome, but when you pay attention to it, it seems to troll you. Some things that used to trigger it have stopped, and new things have begun to trigger it unexpectedly.

I went to the bank today, left feeling awkward because the handling of money made me feel tingly. 😐

It's stupid sh*t like that that makes me lose faith in humanity.

Watch your ****ing language.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Watch your ****ing language.

Shove it, Blaxelfloss.

That's it young man. You're grounded.

I'm watching a Lets Play of 9 Hours, 9 People, 9 Doors.

I had no idea there were so many bizarre mysteries about the Titanic.

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Oh, northern Europeans... haermm

That man says ***** way too much.

VIKING POWER!

Originally posted by Nephthys
That man says ***** way too much.

Vikings say whatever the hell they want.

Originally posted by Nephthys
That man says ***** way too much.

Are you jealous of his viking bawlz, perhaps?

Neph wishes he had ballistic computers built into his nipples.

Please, computerized nipples are so last millenium.

I think I need my monies vault steam-cleaned.
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Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Vikings say whatever the hell they want.

This.