Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Final Fantasy 13 is literally one of the worst games I have ever played in my entire life. I mean that. I genuinely want to kill myself while playing this game.

Incredibly boring gameplay- I've been playing for over three hours now and I have literally won every fight I've been in by just pressing auto-battle and using potions whenever my health gets low.

Stupid characters- Lightning isn't an actual character- she's a 3D object with a name. Hope is one of the worst characters in video game history who whines and bitches incessantly. All of the dialogue in the game feels forced ad unnatural, half of the dialogue consists of gasps and nervous giggles instead of actual words.

Stupid story- Plot is totally meandering and has no focus at all. None of the subplots carry any weight whatsoever.

Holy shit. This is a terrible game. I'm so glad I didn't spend any money on it. Like, this game, is the only advocate you need for internet piracy. If you ever wanted to make an argument for why illegally downloading games is okay, simply provide this game as an argument.

Terrible. 3 hours of my life I will never get back.

I'd heard it was terrible, lol. But I keep hearing that about every new FF game, and have heard it about every FF since 10.

Yep, dat dere Kingdom Hearts is looking better in comparison. awesome

Though I suppose one could say the Kingdom Hearts is just less terrible, not that it's good.

Yeah, I didn't ***** about it as much as Blax because, like him, I didn't actually pay for FFXIII.

The biggest problem IMO is the fact that almost the whole ****ing game is... A hallway.

And even when you get to Gran Pulse and can "explore", there is nothing to ****ing do.

Well there was always Vanille's orgasmic moans and Sazh to make it semi-bearable.

But wonder how the heck is this getting a 3rd game: even though I kind of liked XIII-2 😐

Argh, that 50kb limit on signatures is really freaking annoying.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Argh, that 50k limit on signatures is really freaking annoying.

If ya need help fitting something, lemme know, I'd be glad to help.

Thanks. I'm trying to get this one:

Hmmm, maybe this will work.

Callaghan Skex, Assassin

Profile

WS 32
BS 35
S 36
T 30
Ag 34
Int 37
Per 32
WP 29
Fel 20

Wounds: 9
Corruption Points: 0
Insanity Points: 10
Fate Points: 3

Skills
Speak Language (Low Gothic) (Int), Awareness (Per), Dodge (Ag), Climb (S), Secret Tongue (Moritat) (Int), Shadowing (Ag), Silent Move (Ag), Intimidate (S), Speak Language (Volg Hive Dialect) (Int)

Talents
Melee Weapon Training (Primitive), Ambidextrous, Thrown Weapon Training (Primitive), Basic Weapon Training (SP), Pistol Training (SP), Jaded, Light Sleeper

Traits
Accustomed to Crowds
Caves of Steel
Hivebound
Born Survivor
Grim
The Bloody Edge

Starting gear
Mono-sword
Six throwing knives
Crossbow pistol with 20 bolts
Grapnel and line
Equipment harness
3 doses of stimm
Protective bodyglove (AP 2; body, arms, legs; primitive)
Starting wealth: 140 thrones (income class: Trading)

140 thrones

Behold, my assassin and Moritat death cultist.

"Large breasts" isn't listed in the equipment section.

YouTube video

Shit. It would be so fun to be a voice actor in this game.

So um.

Been playing GW2 for a while.

Gonna try to be back now.

Yo.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
So um.

Been playing GW2 for a while.

Gonna try to be back now.

Yo.

Oh please like anything's going to grab your attention from the game until AC3 comes out 😛

I might talk here!

You are both lazy. VERY LAZY. Scenario alone has broken almost every rule on this forum in your absence. He even trolled.

It was traumatizing. D:

It's wierd how if you look up "black girl" or "black chick" in Deviant Art, not a single entry is of a woman of african descent...