Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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I got a Wii U

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

Courtesy of CC.

Japan working on their first Crisis Suit.

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FEAR MY NAME SHIN! FOR I AM NEMEBRO OF THE JUMPING ARROW!

Those bastards

Originally posted by NemeBro
FEAR MY NAME SHIN! FOR I AM NEMEBRO OF THE JUMPING ARROW!
It's k, my tiny dagger is deadlier than yours. uhuh

Also, your vanguard kept trying to fight me in hallways with his main weapon, what a stooge.

I picked up his slack. B)

How's your connection today?

I asked you a simple ****ing yes or no question Nemebro. Even someone of your meandering intellect should have been able to answer it by now. It's been almost 14 ****ing hours.

Here's part of a post that a dude on a Naruto rp site I go to wrote. It's quite possibly the greatest RP post I have ever read.

Even in the face of death itself, Yokumaru continued to pointlessly try and justify the ignorance of his actions. This was a time of peace; the entire point of having allies was to mend your weaknesses with the assistance of others. Where Kumogakure was vulnerable, Kirigakure would defend; where Kirigakure was exposed, Kumogakure would shield them. It was a simple principle -- one that Akira had instilled into all of his shinobi, yet they'd seemingly forgotten it all. Had they become blinded by their desire for strength and greatness? Had they truly forgotten everything he'd taught them?

Had the forgotten who was the Mizukage?

Time seemed to slow down as my rage bubbled over and out of my body, and the Hachibi's cloak welcomed the volatile emotion with open arms. At the pinnacle of it all, all I saw was red.

Before Yokumaru could even finish his statement(s), I'd crossed the meager distance that separated us. There was no gust or roar of wind, no explosion of our surroundings -- I'd moved that fast. Considering the situation, the chances of him realizing my fist was boring through his body with the full ferocity and momentum of my charge was slim to none. He'd be struck before he even realized it, and with the Hachibi's cloak coating my arm, two of his collective hearts would perish with the single strike. But, I wasn't finished, and allowing the momentum to continue forward, almost unhindered by his body, I'd push him down into the ground--

--and then through it. Down, through the floor beneath it, and then the next floor as well, all the way into the basement located several stories beneath us where he would crater the earth a handful of meters before halting. Perhaps he would survive, after his body registered whatever remaining hearts existed within his body; however, he would be welcomed by the loving folds of death until that time came.

Only a fraction of a second had passed between me plowing Yokumaru through the floor, and me grabbing Chae's left arm with a bloodied hand. The sheer force of my grip was enough to shatter the bones in his wrist, snapping it clean in two, and with that excessive might I plucked him clean off his feet. My free hand, clenched into a fist that was only reinforced by my unique bone-manipulation, then rocketed into the side of his face. Like Yokumaru, the explosion of might was more than required to send my cousin through the wall of the tower and into the high rise of stone that the building was situated against, and likewise, all that it took to render his arm completely from his body at the shoulder. Almost half a mile wide (the rise), Chae's body wouldn't cease stabbing into its side until half of that distance had been covered.

"DIE!!" I roared against explosions and crumbling debris. The arm in my grasp buckled, and with all my might, I pivoted and brought it clean across Gin's face. The impact caused the severed appendage to erupted into a mess of blood and gore against the shinobi's face, though not before the weight of its muscle and bone all but collapsed his eyes, crushing his eyes and blinding him. Like the other two, the force of the strike was enough to throw him through the wall and out into the open space of the misty air. With no obstructions in his way for quite some time, though, the poor Chuunin would continue to sail until colliding against one of the mountainous spires outlining the village's perimeters.

It all happened so fast that, if one noticed the other being strike, they'd completely lack the foresight to even move in a maneuver that could dampen the force of the assault in the slightest. They would all of them pay for their transgressions, if it was the last thing they did.

laughcry

It's extra lulzy considering that these three dudes aren't NPC's. Those are actual player characters he's smacking around- against their will. lol

haermm

Link? I'm sure that was well-received by the players he did that too.

[code]http://narutorplay.pro boards.com/index.cgi?board=hmist&action=display&thread=17776&page=2[/code]

For context, the event doesn't start until the first post from the Exile there,on December 21st.

They weren't too happy about it, but there wasn't anything they could have done. The GM would have ruled that dude was moving too fast for them to defend themselves- which is true.

lol @ KMC's out-dated filter. I deliberately misspelled pro boards so that KMC doesn't mess up the link. Spell it correctly in the URL bar and it'll work.

Er.....

Edit: Lol, they're all just like "Whelp, RP over then". What a douche.

Yah.

Though they're all still alive. In fact, the blind guy just started up a team... while blind. lol

The guy with one arm is still alive too, and the other dude. They're just all ****ed up.

Yes, I doubt anyone would accept some douche just going 'I kill all your characters' and let him get away with that.

Oh my ****ing god, my cat dragged in a live bird and chased it around the kitchen. Why can't they just kill things like normal animals?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Oh my ****ing god, my cat dragged in a live bird and chased it around the kitchen. Why can't they just kill things like normal animals?

It is normal for cats, both big cats and small cats, to drag their prey around while it is still alive.

In fact, many different cat species have a more "comfortable" feeding ground that is safer for them to feast. For Felis catus, that is in the owner's home: they feel safe there. So if your cat brings home a live rodent or bird and then eats it (continues to play with it until it is dead and then eats it), you should feel honored: it thinks your home is a safe place to eat. Cats that are more solitary are also more likely to drag the prey to their feeding "home".

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
How's your connection today?
This is not a yes or no question.

Lol

So how is Lego Lord of the Rings?