Originally posted by AuraAngelYeah, lol.
My group was good in the sense that they were always saving my ass. Bad in that most of their plans or actions weren't very good.Case in point: There are bones in a furnace on another side of a lake and it's spitting a fire whip at all of us. I want to mage hand the bones into the lake, they want to us holy water. They do but it does nothing and I get burnt badly. They then heal me and I mage hand the bones into the lake, ending the battle.
Was mad lol.
Last night our party's psyker went nuts from neglect and force crushed another party member. 😐
[9:23:08 PM] Jack of Diamonds: "Where'd yer idiot brother get to? My trigger finger is ITCHY."
[9:26:38 PM] Adolph Hipster: He'll be back." Rightnob growls, smacking him on the back of the head. "If he ain't back in 30 seconds doe..." He pauses. "Well. It's rapin' time." he gestures menacingly with the axe-handle.
[9:27:40 PM] Jack of Diamonds: "ahm shakin' in muh boots, jackass. Ya couldn't even rape a squig. Ain't even got a pecker, do ya?"
[9:30:03 PM] Adolph Hipster: "29, 28, 27."Rightnob says, grinning evily and shit.
[9:30:36 PM] Jack of Diamonds: Billy cleverly starts ****ing with the Ork's count. "SEVEN, TWO HUNDREd, SIXTY FOUR"
[9:31:01 PM] Adolph Hipster: "STOP IT YA GIT!" he roars. "I AINT GOOD WIFF ME ARITHMATIC."
[9:31:11 PM] Adolph Hipster: "ZOG IT, where waz I... uh... 29, 27..."
[9:31:27 PM] Jack of Diamonds: "30, 31, 32!"
This is apparently canon to Black Crusade.