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Started by Tzeentch._3,949 pages

You do it for the Deathwatch rp but not for me.

I am heartbroken.

you are beneath me

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Carlos Hathcock and the Viet Cong sniper known only as the Cobra. Hathcock, considered by the United States Marines to be the greatest sniper they ever produced (and they produce some damn fine snipers) had a bounty of $35,000 put on his head by the North Vietnamese, and the Cobra was sent to collect. The day started with Cobra spotting Hathcock in camp, unawares, lining up a shot...and killing another marine a few feet from Hathcock, just to get his attention. Hathcock geared up and the two (along with Hathcock's spotter) proceeded to stalk each other around the valley they were in for the rest of the day, cat and mouse. Finally, as the sun was going down behind Hathcock's back, he caught a glimpse of sunlight glinting off a scope, and took the shot. When they found the Cobra, the bullet had passed straight through his scope, without even touching the side. Hathcock admitted that it was mostly luck, but had he not been the quicker on the trigger, the outcome would have been reversed; the shot was only possible because the Cobra had been trained directly on him. He would later admit in an interview to having a sneaky respect for the Cobra, saying "I figured he's almost as good as me...but nobody's that good."

****ing epic.

I guess Gideon is my worthy opponent. DDM's just a prick, RJ was merely mind-numbingly retarded and Scream and me rarely go at it any more.

This ****ing piece of shit didn't address what was on the cards. haermm

that was the point

youre meant to figure it out on your own

Originally posted by mechagoomba
that was the point

youre meant to figure it out on your own

Then why have the Augury power at all?

Also, the closest thing I can think of to having a 'worthy opponent' is prolly Scenario, since he was the one poster I would not have wanted to argue against. mmm He wasn't an opponent, though, and he's also probably died. 🙁

to give you hints?

the gm choose to make it more cryptic rather than a straight up answer but the power itself works fine not sure what your point is with that

He didn't give any hint, though, and he lied, too.

"The cards show many things"

Goes on to describe a brief, nonsensical flash of colour. haermm

more like he forgot the man has some poor wordings and im not sure how the shining shield getting hit with an axe and fist while specific colors swirl about isnt a hint

What were you munckining whores expecting? A 1080P youtube video of the final boss?

The warp doesn't work that way brah.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
What were you munckining whores expecting? A 1080P youtube video of the final boss?

The warp doesn't work that way brah.


Indeed, you can get 1080p on a cellphone, the warp has far higher definition.

Indeed. Human psykers don't get access to high-def cable though. They get the shitty satellite.

Good thing ASTAWRTES are not so limited in their choice of media provider.

Depends on the power of the awsawtes dun it.

I see why I'm not your worthy opponent. I always win.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Depends on the power of the awsawtes dun it.

I see why I'm not your worthy opponent. I always win.

You just claim wolverine wins all the time.

You sayin he doesn't? uhuh

Yep. I am saying exactly that.

You have crossed the line.

Prepare yourself. It is TIME.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
You have crossed the line.

Prepare yourself. It is TIME.

Bring it, BRING IT.

SCREAMpaaaaste!

It is US now!