Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

*Digs up Sol's corpse and throws it in the air*

His body's very light...

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*inspects the body*

It's very thin, too.

I guess he never worked out before.

*Makes eye stare at YP*

Bring me back.

*Inspects the body more*

Dang, he barely has any muscles at all.

*Makes eye fall out*

Since one of the eyes fell out, I can't bring Sol back to life.

*sigh*, I guess he'll have to stay dead,

*Sucks eye back in*

😘 I don't know how it happened, but that eyeball just got sucked back into Sol's face.

*Throws the bottle at Sol's face, shattering it*

Except for the cuts and peices of glass in his face, he should be alright. He'll be alive in about 2 minutes...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since you're very thin, you should work out.

I noticed that as I was inspecting you.

You............ Inspected me?

When you were dead, I just threw you in the air and noticed some stuff.

It's was fun throwing you in the air.

I didn't feel comfortable!

You couldn't have felt anything since you were dead at the time.

I was ghost.

You still wouldn't feel anything.

I MADE myself feel that.

And didn't you hear my screaming?

yawn No.

Argh!

*Kicks*