Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Sol Valentine3,949 pages

I'm gonna go Bruce Lee on your ass.

I'd like to see you try.

Regardless of what you do, you can't hurt me.

Yes I can.

Try it.

You can't pierce through my defense.

*Pokes eye*

That didn't hurt.

Are your eyes made of steel? O.o

😎 I have heavy duty contact lenses.

WTF?

Exactly, so poking my eyes won't do much.

You haven't hit me as yet.

I just choke-slammed you.

I meant after that.

You haven't hit me, either.

I'll feel bad if I hurt you two times in a row.

You did.

Really?

Yes.

Okay.

You're not sorry?

Not really.