Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Yoshi Paradise3,949 pages
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
What more could you possibly expect from a Yoshi fanboy?

mhm I'm not a Yoshi fanboy.

It says so on my profile. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Originally posted by General Kaliero
...That was a letdown. I expected better from you!

And that melon was a dud.

Trust me, it's not a dud. ๐Ÿ˜‰

mwahaha It detonates from the inside of your stomach in one year.

Denial.

dopedNo, it's not denial.

GK ate the chicken lizard.weep

That action.... Is unforgivable......

๐Ÿ˜ 

Well, he must have been hungry.

๐Ÿ˜„ I wouldn't mind eating one.

You're of no importance to me currently, YP.

My main target is GK. ๐Ÿ˜ 

131 What would you do if I told you that I'm GK's bodyguard?

I'd just walk past you and go to GK.

glare You say that as if it'll be easy.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Well, he must have been hungry.

๐Ÿ˜„ I wouldn't mind eating one.

you wouldn't mind eating a melon bomb! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

well you are a trooper.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
glare You say that as if it'll be easy.

Because it will be.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
131 What would you do if I told you that I'm GK's bodyguard?

I'd tell you you're a damn liar because I've never seen you around ๐Ÿ˜›

Also, Darkhalen? Good job making me laugh very, very hard in the OTF ๐Ÿ˜‚

I don't know what i did but w00t all the same!!!

and thank you ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
GK ate the chicken lizard.weep

That action.... Is unforgivable......

๐Ÿ˜ 


But I was hungry and she was into it... ermm

You gave me a kinky chicken lizard, dude. The whole time she was squawking "Eat me!"

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
131 What would you do if I told you that I'm GK's bodyguard?

I'd say that's a lie!

Bodyguards make it hard to sweep beautiful girls into a private space for quality time.

"Wait, sir, stop at the door. I need to check the bedroom first."

Obviously, I don't have one.

Originally posted by Peach
I'd tell you you're a damn liar because I've never seen you around ๐Ÿ˜›

Also, Darkhalen? Good job making me laugh very, very hard in the OTF ๐Ÿ˜‚


See? She can vouch for it, because the above situation never happened during ACen.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
But I was hungry and she was into it... ermm

You gave me a kinky chicken lizard, dude. The whole time she was squawking "Eat me!"

I'd say that's a lie!

Bodyguards make it hard to sweep beautiful girls into a private space for quality time.

"Wait, sir, stop at the door. I need to check the bedroom first."

Obviously, I don't have one.

See? She can vouch for it, because the above situation never happened during ACen.

*Points at*

I challenge you to a Final Fantasy style battle!๐Ÿ˜ 

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Points at*

I challenge you to a Final Fantasy style battle!๐Ÿ˜ 


*points back*

You've no idea what you're getting into!evillaugh

Originally posted by General Kaliero
*points back*

You've no idea what you're getting into!evillaugh

*Makes a flaming fist*

Eating the chicken lizard will be your last mistake, General Kaliero!

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I'd say that's a lie!

Bodyguards make it hard to sweep beautiful girls into a private space for quality time.

"Wait, sir, stop at the door. I need to check the bedroom first."

Obviously, I don't have one.

I know imagine how hard it would be to swap friend codes with a girl in a private space while a bodygaurd was there ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I know imagine how hard it would be to swap friend codes with a girl in a private space while a bodygaurd was there ๐Ÿ˜›

Exactly! Swapping friend codes! That's what we were doing!

Actually, she doesn't have a Wii, so we were playing with mine.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Makes a flaming fist*

Eating the chicken lizard will be your last mistake, General Kaliero!


*stretches arms wide, whole body glowing with a bluish-green aura*

Oh, I think I'll be around to make many more mistakes, you pitiful fool. You, however... shall not.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Exactly! Swapping friend codes! That's what we were doing!

Actually, she doesn't have a Wii, so we were playing with mine.

Bet it broke half way through the brawl. peaches ๐Ÿ˜›