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Started by General Kaliero3,949 pages
General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Read up to my first post on this subject.

I said doing all that and then violating.

I didn't mention it in my next post cause...Well I forgot.


Meh.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Hah! I won!

I demand to be paid with a hundred corpses belonging to Chinese Male Prostitutes between the ages 18-20, each 5'5", and all around 120 pounds.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Hah! I won!

I demand to be paid with a hundred corpses belonging to Chinese Male Prostitutes between the ages 18-20, each 5'5", and all around 120 pounds.


They're in the mail!

It's C.O.D., though. I figured you wouldn't mind.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

I will feel stupid for saying this but...

What is C.O.D? 😐

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I will feel stupid for saying this but...

What is C.O.D? 😐


*facepalm*

Cash On Delivery. It means you have to pay the shipping and handling for the corpses when they get there.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Can't I just kill the Postman to add to my corpse collection?

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

I... suppose?

What if it's a postwoman, though?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

I can wear her boobies after I'm done.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

What if I'm the postman?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What if I'm the postman?
Impossibly, you are missing the latter of the two details of being a postMAN.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Impossibly, you are missing the latter of the two details of being a postMAN.

What if I'm the postboy?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What if I'm the postboy?
I'd beat you up and steal your lunch munnies.

Peach mordrem

I have sharp pointy objects in my hands right now 😄

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by Peach
I have sharp pointy objects in my hands right now 😄
I could make a sexual joke to this but choose not to. 🙂

What are you holding?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'd beat you up and steal your lunch munnies.

I am prepared for your assault.

Originally posted by Peach
I have sharp pointy objects in my hands right now 😄

What are you planning on doing with those?

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I could make a sexual joke to this but choose not to. 🙂

What are you holding?


Knitting needles.

Or depending, sounds.

Peach mordrem

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I could make a sexual joke to this but choose not to. 🙂

What are you holding?

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Knitting needles.

😊

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I am prepared for your assault.

What are you planning on doing with those?

Making these, except the yarn I'm using is shades of pink and purple 😛

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Originally posted by Peach
😊

Making these, except the yarn I'm using is shades of pink and purple 😛

Cool. 😛

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Okay...Fo rell...Those are the sexiest handwarmers ever. mmm

Peach mordrem

Yeah, I was looking for something like that to make because my hands always get cold when I'm on the computer, saw that pattern, and went out and bought the yarn for it 😛

I'm such a dork 😄