Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by General Kaliero3,949 pages

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Read up to my first post on this subject.

I said doing all that and then violating.

I didn't mention it in my next post cause...Well I forgot.


Meh.

Hah! I won!

I demand to be paid with a hundred corpses belonging to Chinese Male Prostitutes between the ages 18-20, each 5'5", and all around 120 pounds.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Hah! I won!

I demand to be paid with a hundred corpses belonging to Chinese Male Prostitutes between the ages 18-20, each 5'5", and all around 120 pounds.


They're in the mail!

It's C.O.D., though. I figured you wouldn't mind.

I will feel stupid for saying this but...

What is C.O.D? ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I will feel stupid for saying this but...

What is C.O.D? ๐Ÿ˜


*facepalm*

Cash On Delivery. It means you have to pay the shipping and handling for the corpses when they get there.

Can't I just kill the Postman to add to my corpse collection?

I... suppose?

What if it's a postwoman, though?

I can wear her boobies after I'm done.

What if I'm the postman?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What if I'm the postman?
Impossibly, you are missing the latter of the two details of being a postMAN.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Impossibly, you are missing the latter of the two details of being a postMAN.

What if I'm the postboy?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What if I'm the postboy?
I'd beat you up and steal your lunch munnies.

I have sharp pointy objects in my hands right now ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by Peach
I have sharp pointy objects in my hands right now ๐Ÿ˜„
I could make a sexual joke to this but choose not to. ๐Ÿ™‚

What are you holding?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'd beat you up and steal your lunch munnies.

I am prepared for your assault.

Originally posted by Peach
I have sharp pointy objects in my hands right now ๐Ÿ˜„

What are you planning on doing with those?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I could make a sexual joke to this but choose not to. ๐Ÿ™‚

What are you holding?


Knitting needles.

Or depending, sounds.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I could make a sexual joke to this but choose not to. ๐Ÿ™‚

What are you holding?

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Knitting needles.

๐Ÿ˜Š

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I am prepared for your assault.

What are you planning on doing with those?

Making these, except the yarn I'm using is shades of pink and purple ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Peach
๐Ÿ˜Š

Making these, except the yarn I'm using is shades of pink and purple ๐Ÿ˜›

Cool. ๐Ÿ˜›

Okay...Fo rell...Those are the sexiest handwarmers ever. mmm

Yeah, I was looking for something like that to make because my hands always get cold when I'm on the computer, saw that pattern, and went out and bought the yarn for it ๐Ÿ˜›

I'm such a dork ๐Ÿ˜„