Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Peach3,949 pages

I'm not even going to ask what that 'something better' would be as I feel I know already πŸ˜›

I hate you.

Spoiler:
No relly, I do.
Spoiler:
...No I don't...I can't hate anyone...
Spoiler:
GK, can I have some chicken?

Originally posted by Peach
I'm not even going to ask what that 'something better' would be as I feel I know already πŸ˜›

Oh, it could be one of several things...

A certain picture, for instance... innocent

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I hate you.

Spoiler:
No relly, I do.
Spoiler:
...No I don't...I can't hate anyone...

Spoiler:
GK, can I have some chicken?

Damnit, no. Can't you see I'm busy?

I knew it πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜›

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Damnit, no. Can't you see I'm busy?
That was the point of posting that. 131

Originally posted by Peach
I knew it πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜›

Well? flirt1

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
That was the point of posting that. 131

Oh. Well... you *******. 😐

Maybe πŸ˜›

DJ's had enough chicken already.

Originally posted by Peach
Maybe πŸ˜›

You keep saying maybe, woman! Haven't I leveled up yet?! I always put all my points into Charisma!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
DJ's had enough chicken already.
Shut up Sol.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
You keep saying maybe, woman! Haven't I leveled up yet?! I always put all my points into Charisma!

Isn't charisma usually the dump stat? πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Peach
Isn't charisma usually the dump stat? πŸ˜›

You already saw my response in MSN. 😊

Originally posted by General Kaliero
You already saw my response in MSN. 😊

And I'm still laughing πŸ˜‚

Originally posted by Peach
And I'm still laughing πŸ˜‚

Woohoo! 😎

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Shut up Sol.

I'm going to bedzzzzzzz.

😍😍😍

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Hm.

Fo rell, use my three step process to getting the girl.

1. Use a good pick-up line while lighting her cigarette, my favorite is,"Would you like, a fish sandwich?"

2. Whisper a real classy and sensual line into her ear like,"I wanna take a bit out yo butt."

3. Now, to seal the deal, give her a sneak peak of,"The goods."


🀣 man you make me laughπŸ˜„ is this your grand plan?? the only way i would do this is if i would wanna get kicked in my balls or get my head chopped off. i dont feel like doing either, so ill stick with GK as my advisor πŸ˜› anyways i just dont like her for her looks, but i also like her because when ever im around her its never boring. she always wants to go to a party, which will always keep my life up beat. the one thing in my life is to not have a boring one, with no regrets, lies, or wasted time, which would not happen if im with her.

Originally posted by k1Lla441
🀣 man you make me laughπŸ˜„ is this your grand plan?? the only way i would do this is if i would wanna get kicked in my balls or get my head chopped off. i dont feel like doing either, so ill stick with GK as my advisor πŸ˜› anyways i just dont like her for her looks, but i also like her because when ever im around her its never boring. she always wants to go to a party, which will always keep my life up beat. the one thing in my life is to not have a boring one, with no regrets, lies, or wasted time, which would not happen if im with her.

Sounds good to me!

And DJ?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Hm.

Fo rell, use my three step process to getting the girl.

1. Use a good pick-up line while lighting her cigarette, my favorite is,"Would you like, a fish sandwich?"

2. Whisper a real classy and sensual line into her ear like,"I wanna take a bit out yo butt."

3. Now, to seal the deal, give her a sneak peak of,"The goods."

I thought your program was:

1. Find her.

2. Follow her to her car, secretly.

3. Whip out the chloroform soaked towel.

4. Tie her up in your basement.

5. ????

6. PROFIT

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I thought your program was:

1. Find her.

2. Follow her to her car, secretly.

3. Whip out the chloroform soaked towel.

4. Tie her up in your basement.

5. ????

6. PROFIT


Wait, when did he upgrade to the towel? Last I heard he was still punching in the back of the head.

Yeah Blax, the towel may be more efficient and less messy, but you just don't get that satisfying feeling you get when you punch a girl in the back of the head or slam her head into the wall or pavement, knocking her teeth out her mouth and breaking her nose. And if she dies, well, that just means she won't be able to struggle when you finally go through with the act.