Originally posted by Peach
I'm not even going to ask what that 'something better' would be as I feel I know already π
A certain picture, for instance... innocent
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I hate you.Spoiler:
No relly, I do.Spoiler:
...No I don't...I can't hate anyone...Spoiler:
GK, can I have some chicken?
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Hm.Fo rell, use my three step process to getting the girl.
1. Use a good pick-up line while lighting her cigarette, my favorite is,"Would you like, a fish sandwich?"
2. Whisper a real classy and sensual line into her ear like,"I wanna take a bit out yo butt."
3. Now, to seal the deal, give her a sneak peak of,"The goods."
Originally posted by k1Lla441
π€£ man you make me laughπ is this your grand plan?? the only way i would do this is if i would wanna get kicked in my balls or get my head chopped off. i dont feel like doing either, so ill stick with GK as my advisor π anyways i just dont like her for her looks, but i also like her because when ever im around her its never boring. she always wants to go to a party, which will always keep my life up beat. the one thing in my life is to not have a boring one, with no regrets, lies, or wasted time, which would not happen if im with her.
And DJ?
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Hm.Fo rell, use my three step process to getting the girl.
1. Use a good pick-up line while lighting her cigarette, my favorite is,"Would you like, a fish sandwich?"
2. Whisper a real classy and sensual line into her ear like,"I wanna take a bit out yo butt."
3. Now, to seal the deal, give her a sneak peak of,"The goods."
I thought your program was:
1. Find her.
2. Follow her to her car, secretly.
3. Whip out the chloroform soaked towel.
4. Tie her up in your basement.
5. ????
6. PROFIT
Yeah Blax, the towel may be more efficient and less messy, but you just don't get that satisfying feeling you get when you punch a girl in the back of the head or slam her head into the wall or pavement, knocking her teeth out her mouth and breaking her nose. And if she dies, well, that just means she won't be able to struggle when you finally go through with the act.