Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Nemesis X3,949 pages

I dare not ask what that smilie means...lol

It's an annoyed facepalm. It means you completely and totally missed and killed the joke ๐Ÿ˜›

I'm a joke killer alright. I once killed a joke at my friends party and the crowd went silent for ten minutes. God people hate me ๐Ÿ™

Yes. Yes we do.

So, who's coming to the joke's funeral?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Do you have any idea how disturbing that sounds? You're like one of those crazy people who can't stop looking at these folks and will eventually kidnap them and sooner or later one of those folks will have to kill you because you're nuts. My god I've been watching too many movies.
People like you are the reason for forest fires.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Yes. Yes we do.

So, who's coming to the joke's funeral?

*raises hand*

I'll provide the eulogy.

It was my joke, I'LL deliver the eulogy, you filthy maggot.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
It was my joke, I'LL deliver the eulogy, you filthy maggot.

It's only proper.

We are here to mourn the loss of not only what was a good joke, but a good friend. He was always happy, never frowned. He could brighten up even the gloomiest of days with his aura, as I'm sure you all know. He loved his family and friends with all his heart, and was always there to lend a helping hand if you needed anything. But beyond all that, he was my son. I planned his birth, I brought him into this world, and now, here I am, speaking of his death. But no, he would not want that. He would want us to be happy, he has moved on, and perhaps, to a better place. So we should not mourn his death, but continue our lives as good, decent people, so that one day we can meet him standing next to God when it is finally our time.

Except for Nemesis X, he can go to hell.

That is all, may his soul rest in peace.

Amen.

...Time for the extravagant food party!

*gnaws on Kaliero's head*

...What the ****. ๐Ÿ˜

Tastes like mother used to make. 131

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
We are here to mourn the loss of not only what was a good joke, but a good friend. He was always happy, never frowned. He could brighten up even the gloomiest of days with his aura, as I'm sure you all know. He loved his family and friends with all his heart, and was always there to lend a helping hand if you needed anything. But beyond all that, he was my son. I planned his birth, I brought him into this world, and now, here I am, speaking of his death. But no, he would not want that. He would want us to be happy, he has moved on, and perhaps, to a better place. So we should not mourn his death, but continue our lives as good, decent people, so that one day we can meet him standing next to God when it is finally our time.

Except for Nemesis X, he can go to hell.

That is all, may his soul rest in peace.

*cries*

I have booze w00t

Pics or it didn't happen.

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no me gusta:

Spanish for 'I don't like this". Often heard from Spanish-speaking people during either approaching giant walls of water, fireballs, barrage of bullets, or INS agents. Also heard in 'Team America: World Police', and from white kids trying to sound cool.

Fick dich:

German for fvck you. So fvck you.

German's retarded.

Ich fick du Mutter.

Can you figure out what that means(and yes Peach, I know that is not proper German, I can't remember how to say "your"๐Ÿ˜‰.