Squirrel Girl Vs. Zoom

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Squirrel Girl Vs. Zoom

Who wins? 馃槢

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Zoom will trip over a squirrel, breaking his both legs due to the high velocity, being put out of motion he would be food for the blood-thirsty squirrels.

Once again, Squirrel Girl wins without any effort, fact is she won麓t even have to touch him to win.

Originally posted by Thanos_THOTU
Zoom will trip over a squirrel, breaking his both legs due to the high velocity, being put out of motion he would be food for the blood-thirsty squirrels.

Once again, Squirrel Girl wins without any effort, fact is she won麓t even have to touch him to win.

How will he trip over a squirrel when they would be like statues to him. you know he doesn't actually move fast right?

Re: Squirrel Girl Vs. Zoom

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Who wins? 馃槢

SG wins

Re: Re: Squirrel Girl Vs. Zoom

Originally posted by guy222
SG wins

How? Is she going to hit him? what could she possibly do to win?

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
How will he trip over a squirrel when they would be like statues to him. you know he doesn't actually move fast right?

It will happen off - panel.

Re: Re: Re: Squirrel Girl Vs. Zoom

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
How? Is she going to hit him? what could she possibly do to win?

Zoom runs from the squirrels 馃槃

She beat Thanos, Modok etc. In comics, she will win

Squirrel Girl

Originally posted by Endless Mike
It will happen off - panel.

Off panel how? Zoom is already "off Panel" Squirrel Girl is literally a statue to him. So What does she do that stops him from Knocking her head off and killing all her squirrels before she makes one move."

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Off panel how? Zoom is already "off Panel" Squirrel Girl is literally a statue to him. So What does she do that stops him from Knocking her head off and killing all her squirrels before she makes one move."

Yeah what is Zoom going to do next? - Murder the Presence? 馃槅 馃槅

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Off panel how? Zoom is already "off Panel" Squirrel Girl is literally a statue to him. So What does she do that stops him from Knocking her head off and killing all her squirrels before she makes one move."

Sounds very "drop the multiverse on his domepiece"-ish, to me.

Squirrel girl will make Zoom trip over his own feet, fall face first onto one of her squirrels and choke on a nut.

Squirrel girl wins.

Originally posted by Soljer
Sounds very "drop the multiverse on his domepiece"-ish, to me.

Squirrel girl will make Zoom trip over his own feet, fall face first onto one of her squirrels and choke on a nut.

Squirrel girl wins.

So Why would zoom be running at all when She would literally be standing still to him?

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
So Why would zoom be running at all when She would literally be standing still to him?

Have you read Squirrel Girl comics?

Here's how it would happen:

Page 1: Zoom is doing something evil. Squirrel Girl runs off to stop him.

Cut to a completely unrelated story for pages 2 - 10.

Page 11: Zoom is unconscious and beat up, and being taken into custody by the police, who are congratulating Squirrel Girl on another job well done.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Have you read Squirrel Girl comics?

Here's how it would happen:

Page 1: Zoom is doing something evil. Squirrel Girl runs off to stop him.

Cut to a completely unrelated story for pages 2 - 10.

Page 11: Zoom is unconscious and beat up, and being taken into custody by the police, who are congratulating Squirrel Girl on another job well done.

Now You realize zoom technicallyis an off panel character already. How is she going to do anything? I can see if somewhere in her past, she's beaten someoen with time manipulation or speed powers, But she hasn't. So we can just give her a win.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Now You realize zoom technicallyis an off panel character already. How is she going to do anything? I can see if somewhere in her past, she's beaten someoen with time manipulation or speed powers, But she hasn't. So we can just give her a win.

That's how she rolls.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
That's how she rolls.

She has no wins in her history that suggest she can beat someone on zooms lvl. We can only go by her past wins.

Squirrel Girl is not meant to be taken seriously. She wins because she just does.

^The first and most important universal law which can defy any other.