Ayane vs. Shin Gouki and SF3 Bison.. with a twist!

Started by Sandai Kitetsu6 pages

What's wrong with dying as a virgin?

Nothing, but she doesn't want to.
So she gets in the position and hopes Bison or Gouki sticks their beef in her taco.

They wish dur

She would **** Hayate first.

...

What?

It's obvious she digs him.

That sick, and is she into Incest!?
And besides Hayate is ****ing Hitomi.

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
Okay, if this is a joke thread, might as well go batshit crazy.
Ayane doesn't want to die a virgin so she would want Gouki to pound her like a punching bag.
IN T3H ASS!

Ayane isn't a virgin. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by StyleTime
Ayane isn't a virgin. 😖hifty:

All thanks to me.

Originally posted by Sandai Kitetsu
All thanks to Genra.

Fixed.

YouTube video

She's a virgin all right dur

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Your all fools, really. Ayane has great leg strength. She obviously wins.

Ayane would be slaughtered in a second against these two. Against one of them maybe five seconds. Maybe if it was DOA against these two that'd make for a better challenge.

He was not serious.

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
YouTube video

She's a virgin all right dur

This proves Itagaki is a Jackass and a genius.

Disreguard

No.

I thought that video proved Itagaki was a pervert...

Itagaki is a perv. Not as big as me tho.Ayane with immortality and 60 years of prep(I made her immortal so she'd stay hot) would still lose.

Being immortal does not equal staying hot...now being forever young is HOT.

Yeah. It's obvious this was intended to lure Ayane fans into a trap. Unfortunately it is so obvious they failed miserably.

Hope it signals the end of an era.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Your all fools, really. Ayane has great leg strength. She obviously wins.
And?

That is not enough at all. With pyscho powers that bison posseses that almost defeated Ryu and Ken would be enough to defeat Ayane while Akuma sits back and Watch bison finish the job.

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
Being immortal does not equal staying hot...now being forever young is HOT.

Yeah. It's obvious this was intended to lure Ayane fans into a trap. Unfortunately it is so obvious they failed miserably.

Hope it signals the end of an era.

Ayane get's too much credit on the friggin tritower feat. It took a little while to charge up, like 5 seconds, and her speed is not as great as people believe, if I remember correctly she was getting cut by bullets in that same cutscene and was slower than them.

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
I'm glad the thread was made. It marks the end of an era. Now who's next on our hating list? I say Liu Kang.
LIU KANG OWNS BITCHES!

Seriously, Liu Kang is my favorite MK character. 😉

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Ayane get's too much credit on the friggin tritower feat. It took a little while to charge up, like 5 seconds, and her speed is not as great as people believe, if I remember correctly she was getting cut by bullets in that same cutscene and was slower than them.
Ayane is overrated.