The Shin Gouki Facts

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The Shin Gouki Facts

- Gouki can push the moon out of orbit with a scream.
- Gouki can beat the Flash in a foot race.
- Gouki is stronger than DC's Superman.
- Gouki can defeat the Presence with his hands and feet tied together.
- Gouki can breathe underwater.
- Gouki can walk on water.
- Gouki can stalemate Jesus with one hand.
- Gouki can juggle planets while blindfolded.
- Gouki can fight in outer space.
- Gouki once made Death his *****.
- Gouki can kill Doomsday by throwing his bead necklace at him.
- Gouki is the greatest force in the universe.
- Gouki is leagues above Chuck Norris.
- Gouki can stuff one hundred watermelons in his mouth.
- Gouki is the Japanese word for God.
- Gouki can solo any gauntlet of fighters.
- Gouki can hear a girl screaming from the other side of the world.
- Gouki can resurrect people from the dead.
- If you don't think Gouki is the strongest character you are indeed a fanboy.
- Gouki can read characters' minds.
- Gouki's power is unmatched.
- Gouki can solo the DC universe without even trying.
- Gouki can destroy a galaxy with a fart.
- Gouki's power rivals that of a Super Saiyan.
- Losing is an impossibility for Gouki.
- List four things Gouki cannot do any Gouki will do them.
- Gouki can beat Saint of Killers in his sleep.
- Gouki can kill anyone in DOA or Ninja Gaiden.
- Gouki once created his own realm.
- Gouki can destroy landscapes by doing nothing.
- Gouki has no beginning or end.
- Gouki is invincible as stated by Capcom.
- Gouki has infinite speed and stamina.
- Gouki's Hadoukens can destroy planets.

More to come!

Please sticky this thread so that it could be used as a reference in the future.

Re: The Shin Gouki Facts

Child, I was believing your Gouki's incredible feats till I found this:

Originally posted by Guilty Gear
- Gouki can push the moon out of orbit with a scream.
- Gouki can beat the Flash in a foot race.
- Gouki is stronger than DC's Superman.
- Gouki can defeat the Presence with his hands and feet tied together.
- Gouki can breathe underwater.
- Gouki can walk on water.
- Gouki can stalemate Jesus with one hand.
- Gouki can juggle planets while blindfolded.
- Gouki can fight in outer space.
- Gouki once made Death his *****.
- Gouki can kill Doomsday by throwing his bead necklace at him.
- Gouki is the greatest force in the universe.
- Gouki is leagues above Chuck Norris.
- Gouki can stuff one hundred watermelons in his mouth.
- Gouki is the Japanese word for God.
- Gouki can solo any gauntlet of fighters.
- Gouki can hear a girl screaming from the other side of the world.
- Gouki can resurrect people from the dead.
- If you don't think Gouki is the strongest character you are indeed a fanboy.
- Gouki can read characters' minds.
- Gouki's power is unmatched.
- Gouki can solo the DC universe without even trying.
- Gouki can destroy a galaxy with a fart.
- Gouki's power rivals that of a Super Saiyan.
- Losing is an impossibility for Gouki.
- List four things Gouki cannot do any Gouki will do them.
- Gouki can beat Saint of Killers in his sleep.
- Gouki can kill anyone in DOA or Ninja Gaiden.
- Gouki once created his own realm.
- Gouki can destroy landscapes by doing nothing.
- Gouki has no beginning or end.
- Gouki is invincible as stated by Capcom.
- Gouki has infinite speed and stamina.
- Gouki's Hadoukens can destroy planets.

More to come!

Please sticky this thread so that it could be used as a reference in the future.

Now I know its all bullshat. Chuck Norris is above ALL leagues including me, Jesus, the only person that can beat is God with difficulty.

Well then, you obviously don't know who Gouki is, nor do you know who I am for that matter.

Originally posted by Guilty Gear
Well then, you obviously don't know who Gouki is, nor do you know who I am for that matter.

Child, you are a nobody nor a man with great importance. You are just like my everyday childrens. I can kick Gouki's ass by simply waving my finger.

You know, I know I've said before that 'respect' threads and stuff like that aren't allowed.

Closed.

Holy moving necrothread Batman!

😛

YAY!

Okay, is this a joke thread or what?

Not really.

Gouki can really do those things with enough training.

It's a joke thread!

Don't listen to his lies Athena!

It's just more attacking of Street Fighter fans.

Nothing new from GG.

'tis a joke thread 😛

Ok, so maybe some of those things were bit exaggerated. Hey don't blame me, I was just really fond of Gouki at the time.

I'll construct the edit and ask Lana to edit the post once I'm done typing it up.

Originally posted by The_God
Child, you are a nobody nor a man with great importance. You are just like my everyday childrens. I can kick Gouki's ass by simply waving my finger.

Well, possibly if you were Jesus, but you're...not.

Anyway, almost done with the edit for the opening post. Once I'm done I'll notify a mod.

I'm closing this. Post a real one.