Popeye vs Classic Juggernaut

Started by quanchi1122 pages

Originally posted by tjcoady
check out the Popeye respect thread. Popeye has, on numerous occasions, punched through magic, destroyed entire battleships, altered reality with his punches, defeated entire armies, not even notice cannon or gun shot, and achieved matter manipulation.

Popeye wins. and easily. he comes from a universe with different rules.

plus, Popeye is a bad ass.

sorry but juggernaut couldnt be hurt by him. that simple.

Originally posted by quanchi112
sorry but juggernaut couldnt be hurt by him. that simple.

you simply don't understand Popeye's powers.

In the classic epic, "Popeye and the Jeep," our protagonist is confronted by a fourth dimensional being known as a "Jeep." The Jeep, in addition to being able to walk through walls and requiring a diet of orchids to sustain his life, is also capable of predicting the future- our omniscient narrator states that it is IMPOSSIBLE for the Jeep to be wrong.

In short, the Jeep predicts that Popeye will lose a fight. Popeye, sick and the on VERGE OF DEATH, still participates in said fight. Through the consumption of Spinach and his own formidable capabilites, using his strength, Popeye is able to win the fight despite the dire prediction.

Ergo Sum, Popeye is not merely stronger than wizards, battleships, landmasses, the strong and weak molecular force, and an entire fleets of advanced alien ships, as can be observed in the respect thread; he is fact stronger than REALITY ITSELF. Through sheer force of will, Popeye is capable of actually OVERCOMING THE FUTURE. It's tantamount to someone being able to prove Destiny of the Endless wrong- I would say it's a far greater feat than Superboy Prime punching history or Superman One Million shattering the time barrier through strength. Or for that matter, Trion Juggernaut's destruction of barriers in reality.

Popeye lands a single blow and transforms Juggernaut into a meek baby wearing a comically large helmet.

allow me to provide additional examples of Popeye's vast mystical capabilities:

"Popeye on numerous occasions has punched people and accompanying objects into cages, cabins, tents, tepees, stuffed animals, toys, etc. On one occasion Popeye was attacked by a Giant Octopuss while he was diving for pearls. Popeye punched the octopuss and turned it into a Merry-Go-Round.
- During WWII, Popeye punched out a fleet of German battleships into individual cages to imprison over 100 Nazi soldiers. Popeye also punched through the gunfire of 10 Nazi fighter jets, in mid air, and punched the planes to splinters that formed a fence and imprisoned the pilots as they landed with their parachutes. He also got a medal of honor from Eisenhower.
-During WW II Popeye once turned out all the lights in his hometown for a bomb raid in a matter of seconds.
-Popeye once punched an enraged Giant King Kong-esque Gorilla into 3 separate monkeys, each covering their ears, eyes, and mouth (hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil) respectively." (from the Popeye respect thread)

Originally posted by tjcoady
you simply don't understand Popeye's powers.

In the classic epic, "Popeye and the Jeep," our protagonist is confronted by a fourth dimensional being known as a "Jeep." The Jeep, in addition to being able to walk through walls and requiring a diet of orchids to sustain his life, is also capable of predicting the future- our omniscient narrator states that it is IMPOSSIBLE for the Jeep to be wrong.

In short, the Jeep predicts that Popeye will lose a fight. Popeye, sick and the on VERGE OF DEATH, still participates in said fight. Through the consumption of Spinach and his own formidable capabilites, using his strength, Popeye is able to win the fight despite the dire prediction.

Ergo Sum, Popeye is not merely stronger than wizards, battleships, landmasses, the strong and weak molecular force, and an entire fleets of advanced alien ships, as can be observed in the respect thread; he is fact stronger than REALITY ITSELF. Through sheer force of will, Popeye is capable of actually OVERCOMING THE FUTURE. It's tantamount to someone being able to prove Destiny of the Endless wrong- I would say it's a far greater feat than Superboy Prime punching history or Superman One Million shattering the time barrier through strength. Or for that matter, Trion Juggernaut's destruction of barriers in reality.

Popeye lands a single blow and transforms Juggernaut into a meek baby wearing a comically large helmet.

allow me to provide additional examples of Popeye's vast mystical capabilities:

"Popeye on numerous occasions has punched people and accompanying objects into cages, cabins, tents, tepees, stuffed animals, toys, etc. On one occasion Popeye was attacked by a Giant Octopuss while he was diving for pearls. Popeye punched the octopuss and turned it into a Merry-Go-Round.
- During WWII, Popeye punched out a fleet of German battleships into individual cages to imprison over 100 Nazi soldiers. Popeye also punched through the gunfire of 10 Nazi fighter jets, in mid air, and punched the planes to splinters that formed a fence and imprisoned the pilots as they landed with their parachutes. He also got a medal of honor from Eisenhower.
-During WW II Popeye once turned out all the lights in his hometown for a bomb raid in a matter of seconds.
-Popeye once punched an enraged Giant King Kong-esque Gorilla into 3 separate monkeys, each covering their ears, eyes, and mouth (hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil) respectively." (from the Popeye respect thread)

i still say popeye fights against weaklings. juggs stil wins but u do make a good point.

to tell u the truth i really dont care to argue this any further. this thread does nothing for me. it bores me but thanks for the detailed post as u have certainly done ur homework.

Originally posted by quanchi112
i still say popeye fights against weaklings. juggs stil wins but u do make a good point.

to tell u the truth i really dont care to argue this any further. this thread does nothing for me. it bores me but thanks for the detailed post as u have certainly done ur homework.

actually, I was just f**king around, because I don't want to write an essay concerning the long term socioeconomic impact of the Black Panthers movement. but thank you. those are very kind words.

Originally posted by tjcoady
actually, I was just f**king around, because I don't want to write an essay concerning the long term socioeconomic impact of the Black Panthers movement. but thank you. those are very kind words.
although i did forget about spinach, thank u for reminding me about spinach. its so damn good for ya.

Popeye would need the morpho-punch to take Juggy. The bastard's just to durable otherwise.

Once Popeye gulps down his spinach, he says to the oncoming Juggs: "So yaz wansta go thisaway huh?" sidesteps and spanks him through a mountain. He runs around the other side of the mountain and winds up a mega punch as Juggy comes smashing out the other side.

With a patter of "Ohhhh, you thinks your quite the tough-guy doos yuh?" He hits the out-of control Juggernaut right on the chin and suddenly Cain finds himself human-sized, tied to the mast of an over-sized ship in a bottle with the Gem of Cytorrak for a stopper. "Hmms, that's quite the Jug fur a Naut. Guk guk guk guk guk."

As he tows Cain off into the sunset behind his boat he can be heard to sing...
"If you thinks you ain't stoppin, you're in for a boppin from Popeye the Sailor Man." Toot-toot.

Originally posted by Laminator_X
Popeye would need the morpho-punch to take Juggy. The bastard's just to durable otherwise.

Once Popeye gulps down his spinach, he says to the oncoming Juggs: "So yaz wansta go thisaway huh?" sidesteps and spanks him through a mountain. He runs around the other side of the mountain and winds up a mega punch as Juggy comes smashing out the other side.

With a patter of "Ohhhh, you thinks your quite the tough-guy doos yuh?" He hits the out-of control Juggernaut right on the chin and suddenly Cain finds himself human-sized, tied to the mast of an over-sized ship in a bottle with the Gem of Cytorrak for a stopper. "Hmms, that's quite the Jug fur a Naut. Guk guk guk guk guk."

As he tows Cain off into the sunset behind his boat he can be heard to sing...
"If you thinks you ain't stoppin, you're in for a boppin from Popeye the Sailor Man." Toot-toot.

that was an absolutely brilliant scenario. I would applaud, but this is the internet.

Re: Popeye vs Classic Juggernaut

Originally posted by Badabing
Popeye has eaten his spinach and has 3 spare cans. Bloodlust is on. Wins come by way of death, KO, BFR or transmutation.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
yeah hes the guy who beat up no superpowers brutus. juggernaut kills him.
You're using the name Brutus? As in guy who replaced Bluto in the watered down Disney version?

Please tell me you've seen the original version with Bluto. If I recall correctly Bluto was lifting 200 tons in one episode. Popeye is so much stronger in the original series. Popeye has taken out a Genie, hit away magic attacks, hit Bluto all the way around the planet in one punch, and pulled together a cliff with ease to cross after the bridge connecting them broke.

Wow, how did this thread go so long without being closed?

Oh well...