If you became Editor in Chief of Marvel

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I redo everything in the last 5 years, rob some banks to get some money back and hire new people to stop making crap...

Originally posted by Tyrant
I would have Sentry rip Apocalypse in half, and then toss the pieces into the sun.

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I would have Hulk casually toss sentry into the sun.

Originally posted by Tyrant
I would have Sentry rip Apocalypse in half, and then toss the pieces into the sun.
That would be awesome! doped

But then I'd also have Sentry suddenly lose his powers next to the sun and thus get incinerated to nothing.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
That would be awesome! doped

But then I'd also have Sentry suddenly lose his powers next to the sun and thus get incinerated to nothing.

Me too.

I would have Hulk jump INTO the sun, and casually rip himself in half along the way.

I would have the sun throw himself into Hulk.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I would have Hulk jump INTO the sun, and casually rip himself in half along the way.
Super kawaii! vin

Originally posted by Tyrant
I would have the sun throw himself into Hulk.
😱 😆

Sun is gas. Hulk breathes it in, is a smooth toke, gets a buzz and expels it out.

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Soooooooo lots has changed since... what would you do NOOOOOOOOOOOW?

Wow. The vast majority of this thread took place over one day in the summer of 2007 - and wasn't about anything at all.

Give Hulk some power of flight through telekinesis.

😱

Seriously. Have him discover it's a latent talent he hadn't realized. The Leader's gamma bath gave him all mind power like telepathy.

Perhaps Hulk finds by concentrating more, he can shift the gamma inside him to his mind, and discover that he had some TP all along helping him with his super leaps and didn't realize it.

And give Ben Grimm an upgrade to power like the mutant Stonewall has - when in contact with the ground, he can fuse himself to the earth and can't be moved. Purely for defensive reasons.

Those ideas sound terrible. So, they'd probably be great reads.

On that line of thinking...

I'd have a freak alien/gamma/chemical/magic explosion give Wolverine super breath. And Cyclops, the ability to talk to fish.

Then set them up to star together in an ongoing.

They'd be unstoppable.

I'd give Wolverine a set of Clamps to replace his claws.

Clamps!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf8_tn7lBIc

Hulk lifts Mjlonir. Money. 😎

Do some upgrading on some of the most powerful women - She-Hulk,Thor Girl, Thundra, Miss Marvel - so Marvel can have a group of women that rivals the top female powers at DC (Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Power Girl, Mary Marvel)

Originally posted by roughrider
Do some upgrading on some of the most powerful women - She-Hulk,Thor Girl, Thundra, Miss Marvel - so Marvel can have a group of women that rivals the top female powers at DC (Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Power Girl, Mary Marvel)
or, so that they're relevant in their own universe.

Stop with the events for the next few months. Cut back on quantity and make more quality work.

Bring GOTG back. And less thanos. He is in one too many things IMO.

Some of my ideas:

1.) Captain America (Bucky) beats Logan in H2H combat.
2.) Odin fights Hulk in H2H, Hulk pukes up his guts. Narration clearly states that Hulk's healing factor is working optimally, but is not enough to overcome the Allfather.
3.) Volstagg becomes worthy of Mjolnir, Thor retires and his book is re-christened 'The Voluminous Volstagg'.
4.) Dr. Strange goes back to classic power levels and is given an ongoing. He retcons all his crappy Bendis-fied moments.
5.) Punisher gains cosmic awareness.
6.) Dr. Doom becomes an Avenger.
7.) Cancel ongoings titles randomly and on a whim.
8.) Bring back Sentry.
9.) Job him out.
10.) Kill Sentry.

Good ideas, yah.

Originally posted by Blight
Miraculously, you become Editor in Chief of Marvel... what changes would Fans be seeing?

Would fanboys hate you? Would they adore you? What would certain Posters of KMC think to the new turns in Marvel?

U Decide!!!

Squirrel Girl would beat Thanos again.

Hulk would smash all.

Steve Rogers would son Stark until he cried.

Sentry would still be dead.

Thor would use his godly speed.

Parker would have some good luck.

Classic X Men lineup would be back.

Characters would be written with more consistency.

Edit: I'd change my name to J. Jonah Jameson.