Would you buy a pet snake?

Started by LethalFemme3 pages
Originally posted by Homer J.
I can't take this. I'm going to the bar.

Thats right run to your mistress Jack Daniels. Sometimes I think my mother was right about you.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats right run to your mistress Jack Daniels. Sometimes I think my mother was right about you.weep
Oh, you mean the Sea Cow? Yeah, thats what we all call her. Sea Cow.

Originally posted by Homer J.
Oh, you mean the Sea Cow? Yeah, thats what we all call her. Sea Cow.

Your mom's going bald and the bad wigs don't help.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Clever.haermm

You know it, sis.

I used to have 2 pet snakes.

One died and the other one escaped.

Fixed. 131

Originally posted by Röland
One escaped.

Something bit my leg last night.

No joke.

Good correction. 👆

Originally posted by Thorrin
Good correction. 👆

I was going to leave it, but then I thought, "I need some Honey."

Originally posted by Barker
Something bit my leg last night.

No joke.

That was Irene.

Originally posted by Barker
I was going to leave it, but then I thought, "I need some Honey."

Winnie the pooh? When will you stop watching anything to do with bears?

i would but they dont sell the one i want. and if you must know i want a rattlesnake for a pet.

Originally posted by Röland
That was Irene.

She has some small fangs.

The bite was on my thigh, and I was wearing boxers and shorts at the time. jwank

Originally posted by Thorrin
Winnie the pooh? When will you stop watching anything to do with bears?

When heaven burns under.
Originally posted by PiruBlood
i would but they dont sell the one i want. and if you must know i want a rattlesnake for a pet.

And you complain about death. You're looking for it. 😐

Originally posted by Barker
She has some small fangs.

The bite was on my thigh, and I was wearing boxers and shorts at the time. jwank

When heaven burns under.

And you complain about death. You're looking for it. 😐

im sorry what? i usually dont listen to faggots.

Originally posted by Barker
She has some small fangs.

The bite was on my thigh, and I was wearing boxers and shorts at the time. jwank

You better go get a rabies shot. jwank

This is MADNESS!!!

Barker's a faggot?

Originally posted by PiruBlood
im sorry what? i usually dont listen to faggots.

That was uncalled for herb

Originally posted by PiruBlood
im sorry what? i usually dont listen to faggots.

I must have stuttered then.
Originally posted by Röland
You better go get a rabies shot. jwank

Probably. I'm kind of dazed. jockey
Originally posted by Thorrin
This is MADNESS!!!

This is KMC. herbnone

Originally posted by Barker
Probably. I'm kind of dazed. jockey

If you start foaming at the testicles you better go to the E.R. jlaugh

Originally posted by Röland
If you start foaming at the testicles you better go to the E.R. jlaugh

Eclitso's Room?

You sick bastard. jockey