A Harry Potter Party!
Come in quietly. Remember we are working undercover; the Death Eaters are all around, put on the radio and lets listen to the Potterwatch, mind the passowrd for the next show. We need to support the boy who lived while he’s on the run. He will win in the end, the Dark Lord will fail. Light a candle for Harry Potter! Put on the werid sisters!
Tonight on Potterwatch...
THE WEIRD SISTERS PRESENT
Beautiful Granger
Spoiler:
To the tune of Beautiful Stranger by Madonna
I’ve just caught on
You're some kind of beautiful Granger
You would be good for me
First noticed you just now, Granger
If I'm smart then I'll ask you out
But I'm not so I guess I'll pout
Heaven forbid
I take my chance on a beautiful Granger
I watched you dance with Krum
And my world came tumbling down
I just wish I weren’t so dumb
That's why I'm singing this song
Bridge:
I know now, that I love you
You're everything I need
And everybody knows
That we will end these books together
I’ll have to grow up first,
And swallow all my pride
Chorus:
Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful Granger
Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful Granger
If I'm smart then I'll ask you out
But I'm not so I guess I'll pout
Haven't you guessed
I fell in love with a beautiful Granger
You sang Weasley is Our King
My heart was dancing all through the rings
I'd win the quidditch cup for you
If I could finally get to be with you
(bridge)
I watched you dance with Krum
And my world came tumbling down
I wish that he had never come
That's why I'm singing this song to you
(bridge)
I’ll have to grow up first,
And swallow all my pride
A Whole New World
Spoiler:
To the tune of A Whole New World from Disney's Aladdin.
Ron: I can show you the world
Away from homework and papers.
Hermione Granger, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes,
Take you wonder by wonder,
Over sideways and under
On a magic broomstick ride.
A whole new world,
A new fantastic point of view
When you won’t tell us not
To have some fun
Or say we should be working.
Hermione:
A whole new world?
When we have N.E.W.T.s tomorrow, Ron?
But when I’m way up here
I want to be
Forever in this whole new world with you.
Ron: Now I’m in a whole new world with you.
Hermione:
Unbelievable thoughts,
Indescribable feelings
When you understand something new
And receive perfect marks
H: A whole new world
R: Don’t you dare crack a book
H: A hundred thousand things to read
R: I refuse homework planners
H: I am a genius here.
I can’t lose that.
I must go back to my library.
R: A whole new world
H: Yes, it’s fun, but I can’t.
R: Feel the wind rush through your hair.
H: Every moment I study.
Both: Listen to me for once.
No time to waste!
Let me share this whole new world with you.
Ron: A whole new world (Hermione echoes)
Ron: It’s what you need (Hermione echoes)
Ron: A thrilling chase
Hermione: A study place
Both: For you and me.
They Will Survive
Spoiler:
To the tune of I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
Weasley was afraid
Granger was petrified
And everybody knows
That Ginny could have died
If Potter wasn't brave
And gone down in that cave
She would have died
But she is still alive
Yes now shes safe
And out of there
Tom Riddles memory is gone
And no one seems to care
Lockhart stole Rons broken wand
And he wasnt very kind
But that spell backfired on him
And now hes lost his mind
Now Granger's back, from her snake attack
And Dobby can be seen
Hiding behing Mr Malfoy's back
Wasn't he the one who tried to help Harry this time
Potter didn't see that
He should be punished for this crime
Now Dobbys free
Thanks to Harry
And everyone can see
Hes as happy as can be
For all his pain and strife
Trying to save poor Harrys life
He was set free
Yes now he's free (Yay Yay)
It took all the strength Ginny had
Not to fall apart
Thinking she would get expelled
And break her mothers heart
She'd spent oh so many nights
Wondering where the hell she'd been
She used to cry
When she saw those horrid scenes
That mudblood there
lying on the floor
But he had not died like
Moaning Mertle did before
She had died so long ago
But her soul was never free
She stays at Hogwarts School
Haunting the girls lavortory
Go on now go, walk out the door
If you turn around now
You will see Dumbledore
Wasn't he the one who was suspended from the school
But now hes back
That crazy old fool
We're all alive
We will survive
As long as we've got each other
We know we'll stay alive
We've got all our lives to live
And lots of magic to give
So we'll survive
We will survive (Oh oh)
Don't Shriek
Spoiler:
To the tune of Don't Speak by No Doubt.(As sung by Hermione Granger)
Him and me
We could've been together
Doing spells together, always
I really feel
That I'm losing my best friend
His ruffled sleeves
That were frayed at the ends
It looks as though, I'll be doing S.P.E.W alone
And if it's Fleur
Well I don't want to know
Don't shriek
I know that spell he's saying
It doesn't need explaining
It's not the Cruciatus Curse
Don't shriek
I know just what he's thinking
'Cause of that Veritaserum he's been drinking
Don't tell him, it will hurt!
Our memories
Of watching Harry and cheering
Winning for Gryffindor
Very exciting
As he dives, you and I
Cheer and start holding hands
He dives and flies
Don't shriek
I know that spell he's saying
It doesn't need explaining
It's not the Cruciatus Curse
Nooo, nooo, nooo
Don't shriek
I know just what he's thinking
That's not butterbeer he's been drinking
Don't tell him, it's a curse!
My wand's extending
I gotta stop pretending, I love Ron...
Him and me, I can see us kissing... Ronnie...
Don't shriek
I know the spell I'm saying
It doesn't need explaining
It's not the Cruciatus Curse!
Nooo, nooo, nooo
Don't shriek
I know just what he's thinking
Because the Imperius Curse is working
I'm using an Unforgivable Curse!
I'm using an Unforgivable Curse!
I know the spell I'm saying
And I don't need your warnings
Don't shriek!
Don't shriek!
Don't shriek!
No!
and now for hp_luvr_16 by Weird sisters life performance
This Dream
Spoiler:
To the tune of This Love by Maroon 5.
I walked the hall I did not recognize
The door right before my eyes
The nightmare that controlled my mind
Tried to forget the doors in my dreams
But it was just too hard it seems I can't leave them behind
This dream has taken control of me
I tried the door so many times before
The pain is searing inside of me
I better go to see Dumbledore
He tried his best to get them out of me
I relived Snape's worst memory
It didn't help at all
I couldn't play my Quidditch game
I was banned by what's-her-name
Ginny took my place
This dream has taken control of me
I tried the door so many times before
The pain is searing inside of me
I've gotta go looking for Voldemort
Department of Mysteries
Went through the prophecies
Found the one that had my name
The death eaters were there
They gave me quite a scare
Now Sirius is dead,
I know 'cause I heard voices in my head
That dream had taken control of me
Now I'm depressed 'cause Sirius is dead
I was confused about where he'd gone
I talked to Nick, who nearly has no head!
The weird sisters for Sapphiree:
Hogwarts Girl
Spoiler:
To the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world
I do magic, it's fantastic
Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair
A vacation from Muggle situations
Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches
I'm a hard-working girl
In this non-Muggle world
I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry
You're a know-it-all girl
And I almost could scream
Your obsession with homework is scary
You can laugh
At my wa-ays
But my O.W.L.S
Are better than yours
Oo-oo-oo
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world
I do magic, it's fantastic
Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair
A vacation from Muggle situations
Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches
And the homework!
Spells and flying, Snape defying
S.P.E.W.! S.P.E.W.!