Okay So Last Night............

So I'm at work last night and this guy comes over and asks me for directions. SO I'm helping him out and then this women comes over and says "wh.......what the **** are you doing?" and he's tells her he's getting directions and she says "why does it have to be her?" and he said I saw her first. Then she said "You always she her first don't you huh?" and I'm just looking like wtf and I just print off the directions and give it to him and she turns to me and says "why is it women like you always feel the need to talk to mines?". I said "ma'am he just needed directions and I was helping." then she says "and you need to be up here laughing and flipping your hair to do so?" and I said I didn't flip my hair then the ***** reaches over the counter and flicks my hair and said "it's flipped now.". SO of course I call security and tell them to remove her. This chick was so ****ing drunk that she tried to spit at me but, it just came out like drool and went all down her shirt. Then she started crying and looking at me and her man and saying" Look what you made me do" I'm just staring like wtf still then his ass turns to me and tells me she's only like that cuz she's caught him cheating a few and its alright.

😂

Scary fear

I'll kick her ass for you 😉 😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So I'm at work last night and this guy comes over and asks me for directions. SO I'm helping him out and then this women comes over and says "wh.......what the **** are you doing?" and he's tells her he's getting directions and she says "why does it have to be her?" and he said I saw her first. Then she said "You always she her first don't you huh?" and I'm just looking like wtf and I just print off the directions and give it to him and she turns to me and says "why is it women like you always feel the need to talk to mines?". I said "ma'am he just needed directions and I was helping." then she says "and you need to be up here laughing and flipping your hair to do so?" and I said I didn't flip my hair then the ***** reaches over the counter and flicks my hair and said "it's flipped now.". SO of course I call security and tell them to remove her. This chick was so ****ing drunk that she tried to spit at me but, it just came out like drool and went all down her shirt. Then she started crying and looking at me and her man and saying" Look what you made me do" I'm just staring like wtf still then his ass turns to me and tells me she's only like that cuz she's caught him cheating a few and its alright.

😂

tongue

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Scary fear

I'll kick her ass for you 😉 😛

I was just laughing.😂😛

Originally posted by InnerRise
Nice Job Angelina Jolie.

tongue

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Can't help it.lfmwah

If someone had touched me when I was at work I would have been over the counter and tackling them. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
If someone had touched me when I was at work I would have been over the counter and tackling them. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Röland
If someone had touched me when I was at work I would have been over the counter and tackling them. haermm

Originally posted by InnerRise
And out of a job. ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Brain twins.eyes

Originally posted by InnerRise
And out of a job. ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

True.

poor girl...you should apologise...

Ummm...I guess that's what you get for being attractive...girls will get jealous at the drop of a hat...I tend to think guys are more rational about those things...but I have seen guys do stupid stuff like that as well...

Similar thing happened to me at the gym...girl asked for directions...guy walks up to me and was like, "What are you doin' talkin' to my girl."

I said, "She approached me...ask her what she is doin' talking to me."

He said, "Don't get smart mouthed with me mother f*cker, or I'll kick your ass!"

His girl told him to be nice and relax and then she tried explain what was going on and he interrupted her and said, “I don’t care!”

I said, "Wo wo wo...settle your crazy ass down, BRO. YOUR "girl" approached ME for directions...I am giving her directions...I am married and I could care less about “hooking” up with your girl..."

He said shyly, "okay man...sorry...it's just that I don't like guys messin' with my girl ‘cause they do it all the time at the gym."

I told him to be more tactful in the future because he could approach the wrong guy and end up getting a major ass kickin'.

He said I was right...his girl thanked me for directions...and he apologized one more time...and they went about their ways.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm just staring like wtf still then his ass turns to me and tells me she's only like that cuz she's caught him cheating a few and its alright.

he has a talking ass?

Originally posted by Schecter
he has a talking ass?

😄

I thought that was funny too...it looked like she was in a hurry with this message..either that or she didn't feel like going back through all of that and proofreading.

I knew what she meant though...still funny.

then his ass said "would you happen to have a breath mint? perhaps some binaka?"

hysterical

Originally posted by Schecter
then his ass said "would you happen to have a breath mint? perhaps some binaka?"

Asssssholeamia!!!!

Originally posted by Schecter
he has a talking ass?

I meant to say "this ass"

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I meant to say "this ass"

do me

Originally posted by Schecter
he has a talking ass?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So I'm at work last night and this guy comes over and asks me for directions. SO I'm helping him out and then this women comes over and says "wh.......what the **** are you doing?" and he's tells her he's getting directions and she says "why does it have to be her?" and he said I saw her first. Then she said "You always she her first don't you huh?" and I'm just looking like wtf and I just print off the directions and give it to him and she turns to me and says "why is it women like you always feel the need to talk to mines?". I said "ma'am he just needed directions and I was helping." then she says "and you need to be up here laughing and flipping your hair to do so?" and I said I didn't flip my hair then the ***** reaches over the counter and flicks my hair and said "it's flipped now.". SO of course I call security and tell them to remove her. This chick was so ****ing drunk that she tried to spit at me but, it just came out like drool and went all down her shirt. Then she started crying and looking at me and her man and saying" Look what you made me do" I'm just staring like wtf still then his ass turns to me and tells me she's only like that cuz she's caught him cheating a few and its alright.

😂

I would've violently humiliated the woman.

When you're polite and someone's an ass to you.

It's time for the big guns.

As in.

Totally do something incredibly mean that's just under your works rules.

For me it's spit in their food.

But sometimes I love giving them the wrong food. [Burger king classic. =D ]

Originally posted by Vathu
I would've violently humiliated the woman.

When you're polite and someone's an ass to you.

It's time for the big guns.

As in.

Totally do something incredibly mean that's just under your works rules.

For me it's spit in their food.

But sometimes I love giving them the wrong food. [Burger king classic. =D ]

I hate to even think that people really do spit in people's food.

I mean......that's scary. You pull up to th window....."Umm I'm sorry but I didn't order this....."

I mean, is that all it takes to set them off and spit in your actual order once they correct it?

I've worked at a restaurant and having to redo an order can be a pain I imagine.

I just cooked the food though, so I didn't actually have to deal with that personally.

You Joker.......leftright

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....