I'm sporting an erection right now

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BlaxicanHydra Restricted

I'm sporting an erection right now

And it hurts, because it's bending against the inside of my jeans.

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

Unleash the beast lion

BlaxicanHydra Restricted

I want too, but it's really cold in my house right now, and my Mom and sister are here. I normally would if I was alone, though.

Mr. Bacon Who?

put a cashew on the tip of your hog, bend it back and catapult it into your mouth on the first try

BlaxicanHydra Restricted

I'm going to try that, sounds fun. I'd be literally "nutting" in my mouth.

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I d'unt have any cashews though 🙁

JacopeX Restricted

hysterical

This thread is ace! 😆

Homer J. Cummin Soon

I think that you should only be able to make threads after you've made 25 threads.

BlaxicanHydra Restricted
Originally posted by Homer J.
I think that you should only be able to make threads after you've made 25 threads.

Stupid idea.

I've made more then 25 threads but I still make stupid ones.

Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
And it hurts, because it's bending against the inside of my jeans.

What everyone doesn't know is that you wear tight girl pants and that your erection isn't hurting because of the size, it's the tightness of the pants. A 2-incher wouldn't hurt through normal saggy guy pants though. 🙂

Thorrin Static Stance

But not all guys wear saggy jeans though.

Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Not all guys wear girl jeans either.

Thorrin Static Stance

How do you know he's wearing girl jeans?

Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Thorrin
How do you know he's wearing girl jeans?

Because his Mommy told me.

Thorrin Static Stance

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Because his Mommy told me.
And what are you wearing?

Homer J. Cummin Soon

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Stupid idea.

I've made more then 25 threads but I still make stupid ones.

Essentially it was a joke.

I guess I don't like you for some reason.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

I'm lol'ing! 😂 😆 🤣

Mr. Bacon Who?

so i got this erection, and it was a good one, but despite this erection i was getting hunger pangs

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

poor you.
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Mr. Bacon Who?

dane cook quote 😐

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

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erections must be horridly uncomfy.

poor boys.
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