Let's Talk A Little Bit About L-O-V-E. . .
Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationSHIT!
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When you're not in love, when you don't have love, EVERYBODY you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the douchebag falls in love! Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn as you drive by, "What? The 'tards just got married on their lawn. That's great, I have nobody, and the 'tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of 'tardiness." Or, would that mean that they're late to everything? I don't know. When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain... "I wasn't invited to this party." But then, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party, going "Where's my jacket? I wanna get outta here. where's my jacket? I been to this party six years and I wanna see other parties!"