What would you do for $1,000,000?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd be willing to bet the following:

six pack abs
$$$$$$$$
killer good looks
a penis equivalent to his shoe size

😄

vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did you?😂

Incest is too weird anyways.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you put me on your shoulders.herbhappy

That will just make you taller. herbhaermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
My place?herbnone

Originally posted by Röland
That will just make you taller. herbhaermm

Something like that.herbhaermm

Originally posted by DarkC
Oui!

Incest is too weird anyways.

True.😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, now I know what to get you for Xmas. *browses net for prices on gold plated shovels*

You couldn't afford it.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Something like that.herbhaermm

You could always sit on my face. haermm

Originally posted by Skeets
That's preferred,since I can leave while you're sleeping....herbeyes

I'll leave a twenty and skittles on the counter per our agreement.herbhappy

Originally posted by Röland
You could always sit on my face. haermm

What if you suffocate?haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
vin

And I'm a size 13 and a half for my feet, I'd be ashamed of myself if I had a penis that ginormous. 😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What if you suffocate?haermm

I'll die happy and with an erection. haermm

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll leave a twenty and skittles on the counter per our agreement.herbhappy

Originally posted by DarkC
Nice job there.

And I'm a size 13 and a half for my feet, I'd be ashamed of myself if I had a penis that ginormous. 😛

Why?shock

Originally posted by Röland
I'll die happy and with an erection. haermm

Can I come...............to your funeral?haermm

Originally posted by JacopeX
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Did you just learn these?

Originally posted by Skeets
Veeerrrryyy Niiiicccceeeee......

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Originally posted by LethalFemme

You couldn't afford it.mhm [/B]

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am sure very few men could afford you monetarily....sad really.

You done now?sleepy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I come...............to your funeral?haermm

Sure, just resist the urge to touch me. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why?shock

Plus I don't think the lady will like it too much.

Originally posted by Röland
Sure, just resist the urge to touch me. haermm

But, you'll be all stiff and stuff.haermm

Originally posted by DarkC
I do not like having a penis that I can accidentally "step" on when I have my legs crossed. 😐

Plus I don't think the lady will like it too much.

I'd tell all my friends if I was dating a guy like that.haermm