Masturbation Log

^^^they beat me to it!

Nah... that joke writes itself

I didnt notice Patrick at first!

Fun fact, I had that issue, Shelly Jamison was smoking hawt!!

Man i cant recall the last PB i looked at. God bless the internet. 😄

I think the last playboy I looked at had Chyna on the cover.

Holy damn! 😱

The internet makes Playboy look like Readers Digest.

If i'd grown up with the internet i'd have gotten in so much trouble!

No, really.

As a kid i watched then President Reagan give s speech about how we should reach out to the Soviets/Soviet Union, so i dialed an international operator and contacted a random number in Russia to say greetings from the US (amused operator translated; guy on the other end was surprised AF but amenable).
A computer would have made things SO much worse!

I wish we had computers back then, I wouldn't have wasted tons of money buying mags off older kids for 5 times what they were worth.

I would never have left the house. I'd have gotten even fatter!

Not unlike most kids today.

I waa ahead of my time, then. 😄

It took a long time before I got ahead. 😄

Oh i see what you did there!

Scythe - 864
Grinning Goku - 741
Genesis Soldier- 621
Piggle Humsy - 617
The Rover 603
Mclovin - 510

Vinny Valentine - 369
Mandos - 307
Mr. Bacon - 266
AbnormalButSane - 232
Walshy - 207
S_D_J - 182
FoxMeister - 162
mitchum - 156
Dgw2007 - 155
Ordained - 139
Menetnashtac - 125
bigEH - 103
Ax3l - 81
Magic_Hate_Ball - 75
Storm - 73
Kelly_Bean - 69
The Grey Fox - 64
DarkC - 55
RevoWution™©® - 52
Bun Bun - 51
Lumby - 50
Dorian Belmont-50
Mist - 48
Selphie - 43
Prince Nauj- 42
Barker - 40
Dark-Jaxx-36
Ultimate Wil - 33
gefallen_engel - 29
Badwolf - 26
Tempe Brennan - 25
Scarlet Fox - 24
AC/DC Chick - 22
Wittig - 21
SpaceMonkey - 21
Rodgort - 19
The j0keR - 16
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Premium - 8
Cadence Donovan - 8
stuwienl - 7
frankenfeltch - 7
Omgchos -
ScarletSpeed - 4
Hyperion 07 - 2
Spidervlad - 2
Amazing Vrayo!! - 2
DeathReaper - 1
Rohan - 1, finally
Agent White - 1
Chiaki- 2
Darth Piggott - 1

guys. i am in the top 3

thats what you get for fapping atleast 2 times a day for the last 8 years 😂