Masturbation Log

Originally posted by riv6672
When i deployed it was at LEAST once a day.
There were way too many cute girls on the FOBs fir me to rusk unneeded horniness.

Gives a new meaning to 'in the rear with the gear'

My gear was going near no one's rear if i could help it!

There was rampant fraternizing/drinking going on, which i took no part in.
I remember one meeting, i flipped ny lid at some shit, and my 1SG yelled at me about losing my temper.
I yelled back
'excuse ME, Top, but i'm the only one not getting laid or ****ed up on a regular basis here. I'm a little TENSE.'
That meeting broke up quick. 😄

Me if I was in that meeting...

Yeah, a lot of them had that look.

Coincidentally, that (40 year old married with 3 kids) 1SG? He wound up getting his 22 year old supply clerk pregnant while there.

Should give soldiers a pill when they get deployed that turns off the production of little swimmers then there wouldn't be that problem, and don't tell me they can't the military has all kinds of wild and crazy research and development of all kinds of physical modification drugs.

I could see that.
A guy saying 'dont worry, i'm on the pill'!

Score one for the big guy. Nothing like a little shake n bake to get the motor running in the morning.

-high fi...

Uh, good job!

-thumbs up-

It's the right to every American, Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. I don't know what could make a man happier than getting his rocks off either by a woman (or man if he is so inclined) or by himself. Racking off a round is essential for good mental well being and that's not bad.

No, it really isnt! 😄

Had really nice long session today, I could be a sniper with this thing with the distance I got.

😱 !!!

Yeah it's not really as good if your gf does it for you, but I won't refuse her, she tries so hard to do well, bless her heart.

See that i've never liked. I can do that all on my own; if i'm with you it means i DONT want to be doing that!

Yeah I don't really like it either, later on when she's sleeping like someone tranked her I subtly "git er done" then no harm no foul.

Good deal. Best of a bad situation!

Ever watch the movie Don Jon?

Not yet but it's only a matter of time before my gf is going to want me to watch it with her.

Now I'm just as patient as the next guy but you get me in a room with a chick flick and a weepy gf and i'm going to need to see a gunfight or explosions stat.

an hour ago