Masturbation Log

Started by Menetnashté246 pages

Originally posted by sith_darth_jay
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybodys
Mine and Mine and Mine


That was the worst of the movies. Life of Brian and the Holy Grail were the best, even though Life of Brian was pretty damn blasphemous.

Originally posted by Strangelove
xTube is the best 131

Grayvee is t3h best

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Tattoo - 43
Secretus - 36
Strangelove - 26
Mr.G3rum - 20
Reverend Axel - 18
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Scythe - 1
Smallville - 1
S_D_J - 1

Originally posted by Menetnashté
That was the worst of the movies. Life of Brian and the Holy Grail were the best, even though Life of Brian was pretty damn blasphemous.

I actually love it. though I agree its the weakest of the bunch.

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 45
Piggle Humsy - 43
Tattoo - 43
Secretus - 36
Strangelove - 26
Mr.G3rum - 20
Reverend Axel - 18
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Scythe - 1
Smallville - 1
S_D_J - 1

Originally posted by sith_darth_jay
I actually love it. though I agree its the weakest of the bunch.

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Do you guys mind? Were trying to masturbate here.

Originally posted by Secretus
Do you guys mind? Were trying to masturbate here.
im lmao

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 45
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 36
Strangelove - 26
Mr.G3rum - 20
Reverend Axel - 18
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Scythe - 1
Smallville - 1
S_D_J - 1

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 45
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 36
Strangelove - 26
Mr.G3rum - 20
Reverend Axel - 19
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Scythe - 1
Smallville - 1
S_D_J - 1

Someone lowered my score, I had more then one out...

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Tattoo - 43
Secretus - 36
Strangelove - 26
Mr.G3rum - 20
Reverend Axel - 18
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Scythe - 13
Smallville - 1
S_D_J - 1

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 45
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 36
Strangelove - 26
Mr.Grum - 20
Reverend Axel - 19
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Scythe - 13
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

Then update properly next time. You move up the ranks if you have a higher count than someone else. 😐

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 48
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 36
Strangelove - 26
Mr.Grum - 20
Reverend Axel - 19
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Scythe - 13
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 48
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 37
Strangelove - 26
Mr.Grum - 20
Reverend Axel - 19
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Scythe - 13
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

Sissies.

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 48
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 37
Strangelove - 27
Mr.Grum - 20
Reverend Axel - 19
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Scythe - 13
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

I have 2 admissions in here, I did it again this morning.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

Sissies.

😮

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 48
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 37
Strangelove - 27
Mr.Grum - 20
Reverend Axel - 19
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Scythe - 13
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
sith_darth_jay - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1

quick question: does a handjob/blowjob count?
if not, I might have to scrap that last one and be back to 1

sith_darth_jay - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1

Weak...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
sith_darth_jay - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1

Weak...

😮
hey, I'm not a sperm-pump 😛

Vinny Valentine - 58
DarkC - 55
Rogue Jedi - 54
Mišt - 48
Grinning Goku - 48
Tattoo - 44
Piggle Humsy - 43
Secretus - 37
Strangelove - 27
Mr.Grum - 20
Reverend Axel - 20
Menetnashté - 18
Röland - 15
Scythe - 13
Lightningrod - 8
BlaxicanHydra - 8
Barker - 5
Mr. Bacon - 4
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Storm - 2
Rodgort - 1
mitchum - 1
Syren - 1
Smallville - 1
sith_darth_jay - 1

Sissies.

I'm not addicted to it, unlike someone. mhm

Add a 2 to me. ermm

Originally posted by sith_darth_jay
quick question: does a handjob/blowjob count?
if not, I might have to scrap that last one and be back to 1
No, it doesn't count