Masturbation Log

Originally posted by DarkC
Oui, madame.

And I don't name my pride Arnold. 😛 Too gung-ho.

What does he do? hmm

Heehee, just curious. I don't mind it, Roulette likes to call me Cupcake for some reason. Hell, a lot better than being called "Banana Rama".
I don't get where these names come from.

Ho? What did you call me?sly

Construction.lookaround

Good. Porkchop it is.😊

The name, Femme! Not you!
And you know it to true anyways. mhm

Good for him, nothing like backbreaking labor to build some guts and character. 😛
He's probably still afraid of women.

I have unleashed a great evil upon myself just there, haven't I?

Femme, you know your pics in the "picture thread?" I printed them out, blew them up and they are taped to the ceiling above my bed. 🥷

Originally posted by DarkC
The name, Femme! Not you!
And you know it to true anyways. mhm

Good for him, nothing like backbreaking labor to build some guts and character. 😛
He's probably still afraid of women.

I have unleashed a great evil upon myself just there, haven't I?

1. I'm telling.

2. Back breaking indeed.haermm

3. Mebbe.evillaugh

Originally posted by Röland
Femme, you know your pics in the "picture thread?" I printed them out, blew them up and they are taped to the ceiling above my bed. 🥷

Why ever would you do that?oh

1.) Damn, I already got grounded this week!

2.) Yes, nothing wrong with wishing. ermm

3.) Just don't overuse it.

Ah, who am I kidding, use it all you like.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why ever would you do that?oh

So I could gaze into your eyes every night. cryoh

👀

Originally posted by Naz
👀

Send me some pics. 131wankjockey

Originally posted by Secretus
You're shooting blanks by now ..

wtf haermm

I have masturbated so much, my dick has shrunk and is bent to one side.

Don't believe me? 313

Good. 😐 I lied.

lookaround

Originally posted by Homer J.
wtf haermm

AHHH NOES MA KEEBAWD

lots of protein!!!

1 for Strangelove

Uh oh *dont get ideas don't get horny*

Damn

1 For Vinny.

Thank you Alex's Face!

that makes a total of 5 for me.

I cayyyymmee

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
that makes a total of 5 for me.

more protein builds muscle