Masturbation Log

Started by lord xyz246 pages
lord xyz Restricted

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 158
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 118
Tattoo - 102
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

One thing I don't gfet about this list is how Storm masturbates as much as Roland. That's innacurate.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

I must ask, xyz, since you want popularity in every other thread, are you just bumping up your masturbation log because you feel people might actually like you if you get the highest masturbation award, or because you actually masturbate that much?

Tattoo Senior Member

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 158
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 118
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Storm Black belt BJJ

Originally posted by lord xyz
One thing I don't gfet about this list is how Storm masturbates as much as Roland. That's innacurate.

I hadn' t updated my "score" for more than a month, which I rectified in one post.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Does it count if your girlfriend does it?

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Does it count if your girlfriend does it?

Nope, has to be pure masturbation, a solo act.

Hand Jobs don't count.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Does it count if your girlfriend does it?

No, that's called a hand job.

Grinning Goku **********.

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 159
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 118
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Sometimes I wish I had a numb hand and Parkinson's disease.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 159
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 119
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Black and White masturbation....ebony and ivory....and then a whole lot of ivory at the end. ✅

Grinning Goku **********.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Black and White masturbation....ebony and ivory....and then a whole lot of ivory at the end. ✅

And over the walls LOLZ! Is it snot or cock juice? Who knows?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
And over the walls LOLZ! Is it snot or cock juice? Who knows?
it's elmers glue Yo. white gravy?

Grinning Goku **********.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
it's elmers glue Yo. white gravy?

Would you cum in your girlfriends conditioner? I know I would, then I'd violate her with a bar of soap - Harry Caray.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Would you cum in your girlfriends conditioner? I know I would, then I'd violate her with a bar of soap - Harry Caray.
maybe it'd make her hair sleek and shiny. who knows?

Grinning Goku **********.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe it'd make her hair sleek and shiny. who knows?

When I get a girlfriend, I'll let you know. 😈

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Sometimes I wish I had a numb hand and Parkinson's disease.

New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

Grinning Goku **********.

Originally posted by Secretus
New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

'

LOL. I read it one of your other posts, but I always get bored after 5-10 minutes. I'm almost ready to try sticking it between my mattress and bed spring (with plastic and lube of course).

Grinning Goku **********.

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 161
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 119
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Secretus
New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

.

I call it the ghost job...

Tattoo Senior Member

Originally posted by Secretus
New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

Give Dave Chappelle his comedy back. haermm

lord xyz Restricted

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 161
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 119
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 9
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1