Masturbation Log

Started by lord xyz246 pages

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 158
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 118
Tattoo - 102
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

One thing I don't gfet about this list is how Storm masturbates as much as Roland. That's innacurate.

I must ask, xyz, since you want popularity in every other thread, are you just bumping up your masturbation log because you feel people might actually like you if you get the highest masturbation award, or because you actually masturbate that much?

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 158
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 118
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Originally posted by lord xyz
One thing I don't gfet about this list is how Storm masturbates as much as Roland. That's innacurate.

I hadn' t updated my "score" for more than a month, which I rectified in one post.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Does it count if your girlfriend does it?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Does it count if your girlfriend does it?

Nope, has to be pure masturbation, a solo act.

Hand Jobs don't count.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Does it count if your girlfriend does it?

No, that's called a hand job.

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 159
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 118
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Sometimes I wish I had a numb hand and Parkinson's disease.

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 159
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 119
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Black and White masturbation....ebony and ivory....and then a whole lot of ivory at the end. ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Black and White masturbation....ebony and ivory....and then a whole lot of ivory at the end. ✅

And over the walls LOLZ! Is it snot or cock juice? Who knows?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
And over the walls LOLZ! Is it snot or cock juice? Who knows?
it's elmers glue Yo. white gravy?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
it's elmers glue Yo. white gravy?

Would you cum in your girlfriends conditioner? I know I would, then I'd violate her with a bar of soap - Harry Caray.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Would you cum in your girlfriends conditioner? I know I would, then I'd violate her with a bar of soap - Harry Caray.
maybe it'd make her hair sleek and shiny. who knows?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe it'd make her hair sleek and shiny. who knows?

When I get a girlfriend, I'll let you know. 😈

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Sometimes I wish I had a numb hand and Parkinson's disease.

New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

Originally posted by Secretus
New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

'

LOL. I read it one of your other posts, but I always get bored after 5-10 minutes. I'm almost ready to try sticking it between my mattress and bed spring (with plastic and lube of course).

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 161
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 119
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 8
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1

Originally posted by Secretus
New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

.

I call it the ghost job...

Originally posted by Secretus
New technique, I call it "The Stranger".

I sit on my right hand for 20 minutes and then rub one out.

Great stuff.

Give Dave Chappelle his comedy back. haermm

Scythe - 161
Grinning Goku - 161
Vinny Valentine - 151
Rogue Jedi - 119
Tattoo - 103
Piggle Humsy - 90
Secretus - 83
Mr.Grum - 80
Strangelove - 71
mitchum - 70
Reverend Axel - 60
DarkC - 55
S_D_J - 53
Mišt - 48
Menetnashté - 46
Lightningrod - 35
Dgw2007- 24
Barker - 23
Ordained - 23
Röland - 15
Storm - 15
Mr. Bacon - 14
Bun Bun - 10
Melcórë - 10
BlaxicanHydra - 9
Kelly_Bean - 9
lord xyz - 9
stuwienl - 7
Spartan005 - 1