I have the urge....

Started by Homer J.4 pages

Originally posted by Fallen
you sure i haven't gotten to you yet? hmm
If it was good, I would've remembered it sly

Originally posted by DarkC
Same, my gal's still in vacation and not getting back until Aug. 6.

I haven't gotten a chance to talk to her for two and a half weeks.

did she go out of the country or something?

Originally posted by Homer J.
If it was good, I would've remembered it sly

shall we schedule something then? dodgy

Originally posted by Fallen
did she go out of the country or something?

Not out....just to the other side of it. 😛

I have the urge to put my dick in some woman's hole.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I have the urge to put my dick in some woman's hole.

I had that urge exactly four hours and sixteen minutes ago.

other side of the country? how do you to normal stay in contact with one another aside from KMC? i get the impression that you two talk on the phone regularly.

Originally posted by Fallen

shall we schedule something then? lookaround

I suppose so. I mean, I fixed your smilie and everything. 😍

Originally posted by DarkC
I had that urge exactly four hours and sixteen minutes ago.

How'd you get rid of it?

Originally posted by Fallen
other side of the country? how do you to normal stay in contact with one another aside from KMC? i get the impression that you two talk on the phone regularly.

She lives in Toronto and I in Calgary, we talk over MSN, WoW, or phone mainly. 😊

Her family comes to visit Calgary once a year in the summer so that makes me ridiculously happy.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
How'd you get rid of it?

Ate popcorn.

Ravenously.

Originally posted by Homer J.
I suppose so. I mean, I fixed your smilie and everything. 😍

i've been making fumbles like that all day. i guess its the price i pay for neglecting this place. 😛

have you officially become my handyman? 😖hifty: i need someone around who knows what they're doing. 😗

I have the urge to eat some ice cream, now.

I opened my bible and saw a picture of Jesus strattling a cross as if it were a phallus, using it to have sex with this chick with big titties. I was surprised, but then I remembered that I drew the picture and went on my way.

Originally posted by Fallen
i've been making fumbles like that all day. i guess its the price i pay for neglecting this place. 😛

have you officially become my handyman? 😖hifty: i need someone around who knows what they're doing. 😗

Don't let my name fool you. I've been here for a while, if you haven't checked my profile already because of how attractive I am. sly

Originally posted by AngryManatee
I opened my bible and saw a picture of Jesus strattling a cross as if it were a phallus, using it to have sex with this chick with big titties. I was surprised, but then I remembered that I drew the picture and went on my way.
🤨

I think that's blastfimy!

Originally posted by Syren
*slaps*

Get your mitts off my burgers 😒

Fine, I'll split the bill with you, I just want some hamburgers...

Originally posted by Röland
then eat a hamburger.

With me and Syren!

I have the urge to cry.... *again*

I was going to tell you to control that urge but it is too late now!jm

I have the urge to laugh, and I dont know why. 😑

Originally posted by DarkC
She lives in Toronto and I in Calgary, we talk over MSN, WoW, or phone mainly. 😊

Her family comes to visit Calgary once a year in the summer so that makes me ridiculously happy.

Ate popcorn.

Ravenously.

What server? sly