Shark week!!!

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

Shark week!!!

Man I love this on the discovery channel.

A few great whites have been spotted of the coast of Britain this week ✅

sharks fascinate me, and scare me just as much.

They are beautiful creatures.

I am not scared of them because I have never encountered one.. If I saw one swim past me though I would shit myself.

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

Remember on Man vs. Wild when he's in the Utah deserts and he's all it's hot and he pees on his shirt and wears it as a hat to keep cool? jockey

Originally posted by Röland
[b]Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. [/B]

Watched that the other day 😄

Originally posted by T.M
Watched that the other day 😄

Quint FTW, too bad he dies. 😂

Then there was another one where he landed in Australia and went down under and it started raining and he built this bed thing to stay above water or something I don't remember. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
Quint FTW, too bad he dies. 😂

😂 I was actually quite happy.. he does my head in.

Originally posted by T.M
😂 I was actually quite happy.. he does my head in.

😂

Read the book?

There was also another where he was in England and he set up some sort of trap for this Rabbit and he slept and when he came back he caught one and he broke it's neck and he slammed it on the ground and he took it back to camp and skinned it and ate it. jockey

This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31

Where did that come from? crylaugh

No idea. Found on photobucket.

Saved it for the occasion.

Late post.. ermm

Though it was funny. 31

As is this. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
😂

Read the book?

I haven't actually. Is it good ?

Originally posted by T.M
I haven't actually. Is it good ?

Very good. There's a lot more to the story then the movie, for instance Brody and Hooper hate each other in the book.