Safe Sex?

I laugh when teenage girls get pregnant. ermm

Originally posted by Naz
I laugh when teenage girls get pregnant. ermm

I'm gonna laugh when you get pregnant. jlaugh

Originally posted by Röland
I'm gonna laugh when you get pregnant. jlaugh

No, you'll cry because of the child support jlaugh

Originally posted by Naz
No, you're cry because of the child support jlaugh

So you're saying you'll bear my child but then divorce me? laughcry

Originally posted by Röland
So you're saying you'll bear my child but then divorce me? laughcry

Only if you're a bad daddy laughcry

Originally posted by Naz
Only if you're a bad daddy laughcry

There's no such thing as bad daddies, only bad children. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
There's no such thing as bad daddies, only bad children. haermm

If it's bad i'm going to say it's your fault haermm

Originally posted by Naz
If it's bad i'm going to say it's your fault haermm

Not my fault. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Not my fault. haermm

Yeah it is. Low quality sperm, I say haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Yeah it is. Low quality sperm, I say haermm

OH! OH! OH! haermm

Originally posted by Röland
OH! OH! OH! haermm

What now? haermm

Originally posted by Naz
What now? haermm

No more presents for you. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
No more presents for you. haermm

cry But....but...

Originally posted by Naz
cry But....but...

Don't talk about my sperm that way then. nahuh

Originally posted by Röland
Don't talk about my sperm that way then. nahuh

weep I'm sorry, sperm, I won't do it again.

Originally posted by Naz
weep I'm sorry, sperm, I won't do it again.

Better not. 😠

It's the only way to stroke. It doesn't feel as good, but the benefits are definitely there.

I use condoms but you can't really consider having sex in a tree or on top of a wardrobe as being safe so I voted NO...

Originally posted by Röland
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