Mario (Melee) vs. Captain America

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Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
See?

I knew some dumbass would come along eventually. 🙂

So, u hav proof he dint take dwn Huc?

hes bin fightin stronger opponts 4 years.

Wat duz Mario hav on Huc, Namor, Spiderman, etc?

Odderwize, keep ur wrds 2 urself.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Samus comes in and wrecks them both.

or failing that,Link

SSB Mario > Link

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
SSB Mario > Link

pffft,Green hat>Plumber.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
pffft,Green hat>Plumber.
What about Luigi? none180

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
What about Luigi? none180

He's a plumber with a green hta,and since they conflict he is weaker then if he was one or the other 🙂

Originally posted by Martian_mind
He's a plumber with a green hta,and since they conflict he is weaker then if he was one or the other 🙂
Luigi pwns all, 'cept Doc Mario.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Luigi pwns all, 'cept Doc Mario.

Or Ganandorf or Samus.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Or Ganandorf or Samus.
Doc Mario = Ganondorf = Samus.

I may like Meta Knight or Pit... don't know yet.

So, Mario wins... herbeyes

If we are going to go about this realistically....Mario really doesn't have many feats to his name in Melee. 😬.

If you include his other video games, then he is RIDICULOUSLY strong (enough to pick up a gargantuan bowser and swing him around by his tail) and can jump incredible distances. However, he can also be killed if a little goomba touches him.

So, Cap merely has to touch Mario for the win in that case(twice, if Mario's been on the shrooms lately).

If we want to go by an entirely unrealistic game like melee, then that means Mario can survive, well, literally ANYTHING, as the only way to win in melee is a BFR.

😬. I'm confused about the win conditions. 😛.

Originally posted by Soljer
If we are going to go about this realistically....Mario really doesn't have many feats to his name in Melee. 😬.

If you include his other video games, then he is RIDICULOUSLY strong (enough to pick up a gargantuan bowser and swing him around by his tail) and can jump incredible distances. However, he can also be killed if a little goomba touches him.

So, Cap merely has to touch Mario for the win in that case(twice, if Mario's been on the shrooms lately).

If we want to go by an entirely unrealistic game like melee, then that means Mario can survive, well, literally ANYTHING, as the only way to win in melee is a BFR.

😬. I'm confused about the win conditions. 😛.

Yeah... I'm implementing a "No Survival Game Mechanics" rule, because it's absurd that he's invincible until he's dropped off a ledge... it works for the game, not so much here.

I assume he'd have durability equated from percentage (as in, the in-game statistic), converted to damage ratio. Logically, he would now get fatiged and shtuff.

He would also be able to bleed, break bones, etc.

Unless you have a better suggestion?

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Yeah... I'm implementing a "No Survival Game Mechanics" rule, because it's absurd that he's invincible until he's dropped off a ledge... it works for the game, not so much here.

I assume he'd have durability equated from percentage (as in, the in-game statistic), converted to damage ratio. Logically, he would now get fatiged and shtuff.

He would also be able to bleed, break bones, etc.

Unless you have a better suggestion?

That's the problem - we have no idea his actual damage soak. Based off of Melee, he fights at 100% capability unless you can kick him off a ledge.

Based off his other games, he fights at 100% capability unless he gets touched.

😬.

We have NO way to gauge his actual survivability or endurance. Based off the old cartoons he appeared in, he was simply human. Based off of melee, he could take laser gun to the head at point blank and have nothing happen, he could get donkey-punched (Hee hee) and be alright. He could get stabbed repeatedly with a sword and not miss a beat.

How do we rank his durability/endurance? 😬. Just guess? Put it at what a fat italian plumber SHOULD be?

That's one of the problem debating video game characters - in-game capabilities often don't match what SHOULD happen, because if video games were entirely realistic, they'd be no fun and/or impossible. 😬.

Originally posted by Soljer
That's the problem - we have no idea his actual damage soak. Based off of Melee, he fights at 100% capability unless you can kick him off a ledge.

Based off his other games, he fights at 100% capability unless he gets touched.

😬.

We have NO way to gauge his actual survivability or endurance. Based off the old cartoons he appeared in, he was simply human. Based off of melee, he could take laser gun to the head at point blank and have nothing happen, he could get donkey-punched (Hee hee) and be alright. He could get stabbed repeatedly with a sword and not miss a beat.

How do we rank his durability/endurance? 😬. Just guess? Put it at what a fat italian plumber SHOULD be?

That's one of the problem debating video game characters - in-game capabilities often don't match what SHOULD happen, because if video games were entirely realistic, they'd be no fun and/or impossible. 😬.

Well, the alternative would be to apply the same game mechanics to Cap... pinksrug

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Well, the alternative would be to apply the same game mechanics to Cap... pinksrug

Indeed - but the same game mechanics is a leveller. It makes every character, effectively, equal(more or less, I don't want to get into a discussion about the best Super Smash character).

Thus eliminating the point of debate - it'd be 5/10, or it'd be based off of whoever is controlling it. Games that have no real information to go off of besides the game mechanics are VERY hard to use in a versus match. There are no 'feats' to speak of - unless you use game mechanics feats, which aren't meant to be true to the character. I mean, Mario is an italian plumber, he's SUPPOSED to be a human that can jump really well and get special powers from flowers, shrooms, stars, feathers, et cetera.

He isn't SUPPOSED to be able to survive a punch from a Gorilla that is a hundred times his size - but he can, because of game mechanics. 😬.

Eh.

Originally posted by Soljer
Indeed - but the same game mechanics is a leveller. It makes every character, effectively, equal(more or less, I don't want to get into a discussion about the best Super Smash character).

Thus eliminating the point of debate - it'd be 5/10, or it'd be based off of whoever is controlling it. Games that have no real information to go off of besides the game mechanics are VERY hard to use in a versus match. There are no 'feats' to speak of - unless you use game mechanics feats, which aren't meant to be true to the character. I mean, Mario is an italian plumber, he's SUPPOSED to be a human that can jump really well and get special powers from flowers, shrooms, stars, feathers, et cetera.

He isn't SUPPOSED to be able to survive a punch from a Gorilla that is a hundred times his size - but he can, because of game mechanics. 😬.

Eh.

You're wrong.

He can because he's a superstar.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
You're wrong.

He can because he's a superstar.

So, are we going to be serious about this thread, or just treat it like a joke?

I mean, lemme know in advance...

😐

Mario = 😘

Originally posted by Soljer
However, he can also be killed if a little goomba touches him.
How do you know that's not the power of the goomba?

Technically it was limited by the graphic capabilities of the system. It could have actually bit him and poisoned him for all we know. I mean technically the same thing happens if you touch the poison mushroom in the Real Super Mario Bros. 2

Originally posted by Soljer
I don't want to get into a discussion about the best Super Smash character.
You mean the teirs?

Bowser and pichu were at the botom of the list. 😖hifty:

I can actually find the current ones if someone wants. hmm

Originally posted by Soljer
So, are we going to be serious about this thread, or just treat it like a joke?

I mean, lemme know in advance...

Bah. Don't get pissy. I'm responding, just thinking. I just found a computer, and I'm busy... gimme a second.

Oh, and Shrank = 😘