Cock teases...

Ever ran into one, fellas? And ladies, ever ran into a pussy tease (if such a creature exists)? I ask because women like these can lead to blue balls and possible blood clots. You think being hungry or thirsty is bad, that's nothing compared to a hot chick getting you all worked up just to tell you 'no' or I don't get down like that. It makes my pee-pee hurt just thinking about it. 😮

You said pee-pee. lawlz.

It's a pee-pee when soft and a woody when engorged with blood. Hey can a zombie get a hard-on?

I bet zombies get hard ons for brains.

I like this convo.

Brains can be erotic.

Well think about it. In Return of The Living Dead, Tar Man totally had a hard on for that mohawk dudes brain.

So Zombies have hard ons for brains.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
It's a pee-pee when soft and a woody when engorged with blood. Hey can a zombie get a hard-on?

Just for that I'm not wishing you a happy birthday. ermmnone

Originally posted by Itzak
Just for that I'm not wishing you a happy birthday. ermmnone

Go make me some Chicken Niggas and Flies. 131

Originally posted by Röland
Go make me some Chicken Niggas and Flies. 131

Would like it to go or to come? 313

Originally posted by Itzak
Would like it to go or to come? 313

To go please. 313

Originally posted by Röland
To go please. 313

That'll be 3 doll-asses. 313

I only have 2, I thought you guys had a doll-asses menu. 131

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