"I remember as if it were a meal ago . . . "

Started by =Tired Hiker=1 pages

"I remember as if it were a meal ago . . . "

. . . said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat
had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
of this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature this urban
predator. Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
occasion such as this that he did.

"She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot
biscuit. The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
days. The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double,
even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her way into the
delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
known to hang out. They hung in droves. Such a multitude of
masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
O'malley's Alley. The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
the heart of the alley. She knew what she wanted. She was lookin'
for that stud bull, She was lookin’ for that he cat. And that was me. Tommy the Cat is my
name and I say unto thee...

Say baby do you wanna lay down by me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say Baby
Say Baby

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say Bababababababababy

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say Baby
Say Baby

Mmmmm.. Babies.

Blockbuster have nothing good again 😬 That's why you should get netflix. ✅ But I think you already do and you had a netflix movie listing thread about the different types of movies you like to watch...or maybe I'm wrong hmmshrug

I used to have netflix, but now i just rent from . . . . oh hold on . . .

P R I M U S

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I used to have netflix, but now i just rent from . . . . oh hold on . . .

P R I M U S

Yeah dats teh ghey. schmoll Netflix FTW w00t

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Originally posted by AOR
Yeah dats teh ghey. schmoll Netflix FTW w00t

Indeed. Netflix is awesome.

Sailin' the seas of cheese.

headbang

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
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Originally posted by Dusty
Indeed. Netflix is awesome.
I don't believe in either

Originally posted by Impediment
Sailin' the seas of cheese.

headbang

Here they come! 😱 da da da da here they come . . . 😮‍💨