Blaxican's Puberty Updates

NOTE- The title is not a lie, I'm not joking. So if you fidn this offensive simply don't read it.

I'm bored and have no life, plus no shame, so I'm going to make a thread highlighting my current puberty transition. There's no such thing as too much information.

I guess I'm a late bloomer or something because I didn't start my first phase until I was 14. I started growing arm pit hair. Then I started growing a lot (Currently 6'3 ) and then about three months ago I started getting random erections in church, had to relieve myself via masturbation for the first time about a month ago during one of our annual 6 hour Jehovah's Witness Conventions, and then on Saturday I woke up with a sudden obsession with Women, taking older my old obsession with video games. It didn't help that I watched Transformers for the second time today, and had to sit in a hard seat with an uncomfortable boner for two and a half hours because of Megan Fox.

Anyway that's it for now. More to come later.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
I'm bored and have no life, plus no shame, so I'm going to make a thread highlighting my current puberty transition. There's no such thing as too much information.

I guess I'm a late bloomer or something because I didn't start my first phase until I was 14. I started growing arm pit hair. Then I started growing a lot (Currently 6'3 ) and then about three months ago I started getting random erections in church, had to relieve myself via masturbation for the first time about a month ago during one of our annual 6 hour Jehovah's Witness Conventions, and then on Saturday I woke up with a sudden obsession with Women, taking older my old obsession with video games. It didn't help that I watched Transformers for the second time today, and had to sit in a hard seat with an uncomfortable boner for two and a half hours because of Megan Fox.

Anyway that's it for now. More to come later.

Ditto. 😐

Double Ditto. 😐 😐

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Jehovah's Witness?

Yeah, I'm a JW.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Yeah, I'm a JW.

He's going to hell where his wiener is going to be chopped off by Hitler because he touched himself.

.. Nah. JW's don't believe that people go to hell, actually. I know it's hard for simple minded people to think that all Christians follow the same rules but it's true, we're different. How's your brother, btw? Still trying to get those reach arounds 😛

I haven't seen my brother in a while. I've been working so ****ed up hours.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
.. Nah. JW's don't believe that people go to hell, actually. I know it's hard for simple minded people to think that all Christians follow the same rules but it's true, we're different. How's your brother, btw? Still trying to get those reach arounds 😛

Originally posted by TRH
woah woah now,I never said that they did,and I am not simple minded,just bored.....and yeah,what about it Tsure?

Originally posted by Tsure
See above. 😐

Originally posted by Tsure
I haven't seen my brother in a while. I've been working so ****ed up hours.

Job's suck.

woah woah now,I never said that they did,and I am not simple minded

Neg, that whole sentence was just a joke. No offense intended to either of you.

A stupid add that says, "Boys Growth Chart." crylaugh

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Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Job's suck.

Neg, that whole sentence was just a joke. No offense intended to either of you.

ftw!

Wow BH, you're a weirdo.How was that boner?😈