Originally posted by Rogue Jedicrylaugh
man and wife are in bed.Man turns to wife, asks "can I get you an aspirin?"
wife says "I dont have a headache."
Man screams "WOOHOO"and jumps her bones.
Two woman were in hell. Both of them had just arrived of course so they strike up a conversation.
"How did you get here?", asked the first woman.
"I died of a heart attack.", replied the second woman. "What about you?"
"I froze to death," The first woman then stated.
"How awful. Must have been painful." said the second woman.
"Not really, you get warm after a little bit." replied the first woman.
"How did your heart attack come about?", the firt lady asked.
"I came home early. I suspected my husband of cheating on me. I walked in and there he sat, in his chair watching T.V. I was so sure that he was cheating on me that I checked everywhere. Upstair, the closests, the basement. I couldn't find anyone and I collasped of exhaustion and had a heart attack." the second woman replied.
"How awful. You should have checked the freezer."
Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]vin
crylaughTwo woman were in hell. Both of them had just arrived of course so they strike up a conversation.
"How did you get here?", asked the first woman.
"I died of a heart attack.", replied the second woman. "What about you?"
"I froze to death," The first woman then stated.
"How awful. Must have been painful." said the second woman.
"Not really, you get warm after a little bit." replied the first woman.
"How did your heart attack come about?", the firt lady asked."I came home early. I suspected my husband of cheating on me. I walked in and there he sat, in his chair watching T.V. I was so sure that he was cheating on me that I checked everywhere. Upstair, the closests, the basement. I couldn't find anyone and I collasped of exhaustion and had a heart attack." the second woman replied.
"How awful. You should have checked the freezer."