What if you...

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Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

What if you...

..had a one minute man? What would you do? Lol random, but I'm bored as hell and I'm listening to Missy Eliott "One Minute Man" and it gave me the idea for this thread topic. w00t

Hidden Lotus Jetta FTW

what the fukin fuk is a one minute man? ermm

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
what the fukin fuk is a one minute man? ermm

mullet You've never gotten any before, have you?

Scythe The Goat

I'm more of a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm more a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.

w00t I like Candyland.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
w00t I like Candyland.

Sorry, I have a Queen in her throne already, no can do with the hanky panky...

Secretus Restricted

Re: What if you...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
..had a one minute man?

I would tell him to jack it before sex .. pathetic. Are you talking from experience, boyfriend or just a bad lay?

Scythe The Goat

Anti-Boioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioing...

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry, I have a Queen in her throne already, no can do with the hanky panky...

I wasn't offering.
Originally posted by Secretus
I would tell him to jack it before sex .. pathetic. Are you talking from experience, boyfriend or just a bad lay?

Neither, if you had read my first post correctly you would know. 🙄

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

More me time 131

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
More me time 131

Ooooh so you prefer "yourself" action over "man" action? 😛

Dusty Senior Member
Originally posted by Scythe
I'm more of a five hour goat, I like playing Candyland and Battleship before the act of violent mating.

That...

Is the single greatest thing I've ever heard.

Grinning Goku **********.

What if I have a lying bit.ch?

Secretus Restricted

What teh **** is going on here ...

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ooooh so you prefer "yourself" action over "man" action? 😛

Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin 😛

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin 😛

Oh! 😮 Uh...heheh!

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Right now I do seeing as I'm a Virgin 😛

Hawt.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Secretus
Hawt.

Quit trying to get in her pants.

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Quit trying to get in her pants.

It's the interwebs. If i figured that out, I wouldn't leave the house.

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by Secretus
Hawt.

Sorry I'm promised to another 😛

Originally posted by Secretus
It's the interwebs. If i figured that out, I wouldn't leave the house.

😂