I hunger for a goddamn newborn! My friends and enemies all shall die in vein!

Ripped appendages too horrible to watch! I’ve spread my disease without much care. Snatched and defiled entrails of a vile whores womb, serve the purpose of skewed dinner calls. Her sac is gelatinous, putrid and warm. Her eyes tell the tale of horror and rape. Yet still I hover above her breeding sac, ominously anticipating her birth. The bastard starts crowning, and I’ve had enough! I bite down hard on the little b*tch’s head. I aid in her pushing and heaving of birth, only to donate a quick free death. I’ve noticed the child is struggling to squirm, so I free up some space by tearing the flesh. An eight inch wide hole now stands in defeat, the bastard drips down and slides to the floor. I don’t like my f*cking food dirty, but I’ll apply the five second roll rule. Screams begin to give us all headaches as I reach below to pick up my feast. I’ve had enough of this insipid screaming, it’s time to swing the brat at her face. Knocks her unconscious with a single whelp. It’s not enough that her child is dead, the bastard must now by stuffed with items from it’s goddamn birth givers head! Hack and harrow my hooves in her face, pull out the eyes with added entrails, shove them pupil first into the bastards mouth, force it to chew with a jab of my fist. The stuffed piglet is complete!

Take one leg with the right the other with the left. Pulling and toiling the night away. Bones start snapping and joints begin popping, by now the bastard cannot be saved! The left leg comes off without a hitch, blood fills my eyes temporarily blinded me. I can’t stand much more of this, I go for bite, ripping and shredding the muscle mass with my teeth. Stringy and juicy, I think I’ll need a bib, let’s just hope FEMA isn’t watching! I’ve seen this before, this whole horrible act, the President is doing the very same to the country, yet no one screams. Strange. The bastard’s eyeballs explode like grapes in my mouth, I peel back the skin from his non-raspberry tummy. Carries enough blood to mimic the mess of a thousand cherry pies, I’m going to have a huge dry cleaning bill! But I’ll have to admit, the sexual energy is growing, I think I gave myself either a medium Sprite or a Goat-Boner, I blame the whore. The whore who had this screaming brat to get attention. The country is plagued with unwanted pregnancies, I’m giving back to society! I suckle the last of the tiny shit’s ribs, then I dispose of the remains prom style, behind a Denny’s in the trash along with the other uneaten shits.

I can’t wait till breakfast tomorrow…

Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Ripped appendages too horrible to watch! I’ve spread my disease without much care. Snatched and defiled entrails of a vile whores womb, serve the purpose of skewed dinner calls. Her sac is gelatinous, putrid and warm. Her eyes tell the tale of horror and rape. Yet still I hover above her breeding sac, ominously anticipating her birth. The bastard starts crowning, and I’ve had enough! I bite down hard on the little b*tch’s head. I aid in her pushing and heaving of birth, only to donate a quick free death. I’ve noticed the child is struggling to squirm, so I free up some space by tearing the flesh. An eight inch wide hole now stands in defeat, the bastard drips down and slides to the floor. I don’t like my f*cking food dirty, but I’ll apply the five second roll rule. Screams begin to give us all headaches as I reach below to pick up my feast. I’ve had enough of this insipid screaming, it’s time to swing the brat at her face. Knocks her unconscious with a single whelp. It’s not enough that her child is dead, the bastard must now by stuffed with items from it’s goddamn birth givers head! Hack and harrow my hooves in her face, pull out the eyes with added entrails, shove them pupil first into the bastards mouth, force it to chew with a jab of my fist. The stuffed piglet is complete!

Take one leg with the right the other with the left. Pulling and toiling the night away. Bones start snapping and joints begin popping, by now the bastard cannot be saved! The left leg comes off without a hitch, blood fills my eyes temporarily blinded me. I can’t stand much more of this, I go for bite, ripping and shredding the muscle mass with my teeth. Stringy and juicy, I think I’ll need a bib, let’s just hope FEMA isn’t watching! I’ve seen this before, this whole horrible act, the President is doing the very same to the country, yet no one screams. Strange. The bastard’s eyeballs explode like grapes in my mouth, I peel back the skin from his non-raspberry tummy. Carries enough blood to mimic the mess of a thousand cherry pies, I’m going to have a huge dry cleaning bill! But I’ll have to admit, the sexual energy is growing, I think I gave myself either a medium Sprite or a Goat-Boner, I blame the whore. The whore who had this screaming brat to get attention. The country is plagued with unwanted pregnancies, I’m giving back to society! I suckle the last of the tiny shit’s ribs, then I dispose of the remains prom style, behind a Denny’s in the trash along with the other uneaten shits.

I can’t wait till breakfast tomorrow… [/B]

I smell goat poontang.

Well, this made me spit upon my computer in mirth and disgust. haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Ripped appendages too horrible to watch! I’ve spread my disease without much care. Snatched and defiled entrails of a vile whores womb, serve the purpose of skewed dinner calls. Her sac is gelatinous, putrid and warm. Her eyes tell the tale of horror and rape. Yet still I hover above her breeding sac, ominously anticipating her birth. The bastard starts crowning, and I’ve had enough! I bite down hard on the little b*tch’s head. I aid in her pushing and heaving of birth, only to donate a quick free death. I’ve noticed the child is struggling to squirm, so I free up some space by tearing the flesh. An eight inch wide hole now stands in defeat, the bastard drips down and slides to the floor. I don’t like my f*cking food dirty, but I’ll apply the five second roll rule. Screams begin to give us all headaches as I reach below to pick up my feast. I’ve had enough of this insipid screaming, it’s time to swing the brat at her face. Knocks her unconscious with a single whelp. It’s not enough that her child is dead, the bastard must now by stuffed with items from it’s goddamn birth givers head! Hack and harrow my hooves in her face, pull out the eyes with added entrails, shove them pupil first into the bastards mouth, force it to chew with a jab of my fist. The stuffed piglet is complete!

Take one leg with the right the other with the left. Pulling and toiling the night away. Bones start snapping and joints begin popping, by now the bastard cannot be saved! The left leg comes off without a hitch, blood fills my eyes temporarily blinded me. I can’t stand much more of this, I go for bite, ripping and shredding the muscle mass with my teeth. Stringy and juicy, I think I’ll need a bib, let’s just hope FEMA isn’t watching! I’ve seen this before, this whole horrible act, the President is doing the very same to the country, yet no one screams. Strange. The bastard’s eyeballs explode like grapes in my mouth, I peel back the skin from his non-raspberry tummy. Carries enough blood to mimic the mess of a thousand cherry pies, I’m going to have a huge dry cleaning bill! But I’ll have to admit, the sexual energy is growing, I think I gave myself either a medium Sprite or a Goat-Boner, I blame the whore. The whore who had this screaming brat to get attention. The country is plagued with unwanted pregnancies, I’m giving back to society! I suckle the last of the tiny shit’s ribs, then I dispose of the remains prom style, behind a Denny’s in the trash along with the other uneaten shits.

I can’t wait till breakfast tomorrow…
[/B]

You, sir, deserve a show on the Food Network.

LSD much?

Originally posted by kayakat
oh you petpet

Yes, me!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I smell goat poontang.

Really? I thought I was feeling pretty fresh myself, I'll go clean myself up.

Originally posted by Barker
Well, this made me spit upon my computer in mirth and disgust. haermm

Thanks, I'm just lucky like that. You should've seen me at prom.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You, sir, deserve a show on the Food Network.

I keep hearing that from everyone, hmm. Maybe someday, would you watch?

Originally posted by Secretus
LSD much?

Nope, if I'm capable of this kind of erratic behavior when I'm not under the influence or wasted, just imagine if I was/were...

Originally posted by Scythe
Nope, if I'm capable of this kind of erratic behavior when I'm not under the influence or wasted, just imagine if I was/were...

Listen buddy, I'm not talking about Robitussin or No Dose. I'm talking about the hard stuff.

Originally posted by Secretus
Listen buddy, I'm not talking about Robitussin or No Dose. I'm talking about the hard stuff.

No, I'm not on anything. Let alone the drugs that IM_HALF_DEAD06 tried selling me over IM.

bah, that's weak, you threw it up!

Originally posted by Scythe
No, I'm not on anything. Let alone the drugs that IM_HALF_DEAD06 tried selling me over IM.

Orly? What a loser he is.

BTW, whats his MSN?

Anyone else notice he said "vein" instead of "vain"?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Anyone else notice he said "vein" instead of "vain"?ermm

Ya know, I did. I probably should have said something to the psychotic chap.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Anyone else notice he said "vein" instead of "vain"?ermm

Originally posted by DarkC
I thought it may have been a pun.

I thought so too cuz he's talking about ripping bodies apart but, I only looked at the first sentence and deemed the rest unworthy of my time.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought so too cuz he's talking about ripping bodies apart but, I only looked at the first sentence and deemed the rest unworthy of my time.haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Ripped appendages too horrible to watch! I’ve spread my disease without much care. Snatched and defiled entrails of a vile whores womb, serve the purpose of skewed dinner calls. Her sac is gelatinous, putrid and warm. Her eyes tell the tale of horror and rape. Yet still I hover above her breeding sac, ominously anticipating her birth. The bastard starts crowning, and I’ve had enough! I bite down hard on the little b*tch’s head. I aid in her pushing and heaving of birth, only to donate a quick free death. I’ve noticed the child is struggling to squirm, so I free up some space by tearing the flesh. An eight inch wide hole now stands in defeat, the bastard drips down and slides to the floor. I don’t like my f*cking food dirty, but I’ll apply the five second roll rule. Screams begin to give us all headaches as I reach below to pick up my feast. I’ve had enough of this insipid screaming, it’s time to swing the brat at her face. Knocks her unconscious with a single whelp. It’s not enough that her child is dead, the bastard must now by stuffed with items from it’s goddamn birth givers head! Hack and harrow my hooves in her face, pull out the eyes with added entrails, shove them pupil first into the bastards mouth, force it to chew with a jab of my fist. The stuffed piglet is complete!

Take one leg with the right the other with the left. Pulling and toiling the night away. Bones start snapping and joints begin popping, by now the bastard cannot be saved! The left leg comes off without a hitch, blood fills my eyes temporarily blinded me. I can’t stand much more of this, I go for bite, ripping and shredding the muscle mass with my teeth. Stringy and juicy, I think I’ll need a bib, let’s just hope FEMA isn’t watching! I’ve seen this before, this whole horrible act, the President is doing the very same to the country, yet no one screams. Strange. The bastard’s eyeballs explode like grapes in my mouth, I peel back the skin from his non-raspberry tummy. Carries enough blood to mimic the mess of a thousand cherry pies, I’m going to have a huge dry cleaning bill! But I’ll have to admit, the sexual energy is growing, I think I gave myself either a medium Sprite or a Goat-Boner, I blame the whore. The whore who had this screaming brat to get attention. The country is plagued with unwanted pregnancies, I’m giving back to society! I suckle the last of the tiny shit’s ribs, then I dispose of the remains prom style, behind a Denny’s in the trash along with the other uneaten shits.

I can’t wait till breakfast tomorrow… [/B]

Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Ripped appendages too horrible to watch! I’ve spread my disease without much care. Snatched and defiled entrails of a vile whores womb, serve the purpose of skewed dinner calls. Her sac is gelatinous, putrid and warm. Her eyes tell the tale of horror and rape. Yet still I hover above her breeding sac, ominously anticipating her birth. The bastard starts crowning, and I’ve had enough! I bite down hard on the little b*tch’s head. I aid in her pushing and heaving of birth, only to donate a quick free death. I’ve noticed the child is struggling to squirm, so I free up some space by tearing the flesh. An eight inch wide hole now stands in defeat, the bastard drips down and slides to the floor. I don’t like my f*cking food dirty, but I’ll apply the five second roll rule. Screams begin to give us all headaches as I reach below to pick up my feast. I’ve had enough of this insipid screaming, it’s time to swing the brat at her face. Knocks her unconscious with a single whelp. It’s not enough that her child is dead, the bastard must now by stuffed with items from it’s goddamn birth givers head! Hack and harrow my hooves in her face, pull out the eyes with added entrails, shove them pupil first into the bastards mouth, force it to chew with a jab of my fist. The stuffed piglet is complete!

Take one leg with the right the other with the left. Pulling and toiling the night away. Bones start snapping and joints begin popping, by now the bastard cannot be saved! The left leg comes off without a hitch, blood fills my eyes temporarily blinded me. I can’t stand much more of this, I go for bite, ripping and shredding the muscle mass with my teeth. Stringy and juicy, I think I’ll need a bib, let’s just hope FEMA isn’t watching! I’ve seen this before, this whole horrible act, the President is doing the very same to the country, yet no one screams. Strange. The bastard’s eyeballs explode like grapes in my mouth, I peel back the skin from his non-raspberry tummy. Carries enough blood to mimic the mess of a thousand cherry pies, I’m going to have a huge dry cleaning bill! But I’ll have to admit, the sexual energy is growing, I think I gave myself either a medium Sprite or a Goat-Boner, I blame the whore. The whore who had this screaming brat to get attention. The country is plagued with unwanted pregnancies, I’m giving back to society! I suckle the last of the tiny shit’s ribs, then I dispose of the remains prom style, behind a Denny’s in the trash along with the other uneaten shits.

I can’t wait till breakfast tomorrow… [/B]

You're my new best friend. dur

Originally posted by DarkC
I thought it may have been a pun.

It was a pun, glad you guys got it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought so too cuz he's talking about ripping bodies apart but, I only looked at the first sentence and deemed the rest unworthy of my time.haermm

Ouch... I'm devouring your first born...

Originally posted by DarkC
I thought: "What does this have to do with goats?" hmm

Everything.

Originally posted by Guilty Gear
I was the one who welcomed you in The Comic Empire. 😊

Yes, yes you were.

Originally posted by Vathu
You're my new best friend. dur

You're a filthy piece of, oh wait...

Originally posted by Secretus
Orly? What a loser he is.

BTW, whats his MSN?