Palpatine/Sidious/MaceWindu

Suuurre....

You weren't even here then.

But hasn't queeq been here since the beginning of time?!

no, just since your mom.

And she's cute. 😉

She wasn't too fond of you though.

if by "not too fond of" you mean "throwing herself at"...

Then yes.

No, I meant what I said. She wasn't fond of you at all.

Of course she would have said that to you. She asked me back a few times when you were not home.

You travelled far.

Saying "mother of a droid" just doesn't cut it.

You know his mother was some fat greasy triple-gender bug with a beard in some disease infested hellhole of a planet.

I closed my eyes.

Ouch.

With Duct tape.

Eyebrows gone?

There's a bit left.

Grody.

Grody????

Yes. Perhaps that wasn't the right word for it.

Let's use 'ouch.'

THat I understand. Must be your 'natural sounding voice box'.